Best Blunderbuss Poems

Methinks my happy light must be defective
Gave it a good shot but it sure don't seem effective
Same moody old cuss
Hide ye ole blunderbuss
Could do himself harm though I'm no detective...

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Thundering Blunderbuss!
What is a platypus?
Looks like a beaver, but 
Has a duck's bill.

Fairly cute little guy,
Ornithorhynchidae*
Lives in Australia, is
On the no-kill.

Semi-aquatic and
Strangely neurotic, it
Lays eggs like birds and has
Venom like snakes.

Weirdly amphibious,
Bio-fluorescent fur
Webbing between the toes,
Strong swimmers make.

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Technically, this is a Didactic Double Dactyl
since it’s...

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