Thundering Blunderbuss

Thundering Blunderbuss! What is a platypus? Looks like a beaver, but Has a duck's bill. Fairly cute little guy, Ornithorhynchidae* Lives in Australia, is On the no-kill. Semi-aquatic and Strangely neurotic, it Lays eggs like birds and has Venom like snakes. Weirdly amphibious, Bio-fluorescent fur Webbing between the toes, Strong swimmers make. ———— Technically, this is a Didactic Double Dactyl since it’s full of educational goodies too. A double dactyl is a form of McWhirtle, but apparently, it is also a form of black death. Switching to the McWhirtle on a hunch, lol. *6 syllables, rhymes with ‘guy’ (like or-ni-tho-rin-ke-die)