Best Bloody Mary Poems

In the flickering of the ethereal candlelight, as the greenish blue flame
Burns dimly against the ancient mirror of reflections, the necromancer
Chants in rhythms rhythmic undertones, stirring the rippling pools of
Illusions, between the divisions of altered states of realism, and the 
Foggy vaporous mists in the...

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Being anything but cold is rare for you.
Utterly and shamelessly aloof is but a default setting for you, although could it still be considered ‘aloof’ if it’s on purpose?
Too nonchalant to notice the people around to falling to pieces at your feet.
Too preoccupied with your...

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very, very relaxed
Work is a foreign word, it causes me to collapse
In a great big heap
Needing more sleep
Or another Bloody Mary or Caesar perhaps...

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Mary I reigned over the land
her approval was in demand.
Yet it's quite odd
that she was a fraud.
Too bad she wasn't entombed in sand....

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Ole Bloody Mary’s a friend of mine
with splash of vodka and twist of lime.
tomato crush
which makes me flush,
yet, she leaves me out of sorts at times.

Contest: Pick a Beverage any Beverage
Date: 10/29/11...

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Eight hundred meters
Demanding in all aspects
Race with a high toll
Epitome of extremes
Coach called her Bloody Mary...

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Bloody Mary
 
 In your eyes
 I see stars
 Shinning so bright,
 In your eyes 
 I see love
 Calling, inviting rum;
 Many hearts long for you
 To behold your Angelic face,
 Come with me let us journey,
 Depart to our own enchanting world
 Lust...

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Bloody Mary
was a queen - and scary;
She just loved sending folks to the tower
but she still always managed to look damn sour.

For Andrea’s clerihew contest...

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A young dead woman named Bloody Mary
for Halloween dressed as the good fairy.
At the mirror she beamed.
No one let out a scream.
BUT many still had dysentery!...

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very, very relaxed
Work is a foreign word, it causes me to collapse
In a great big heap
Needing more sleep
Or another Bloody Mary or Caesar perhaps...

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SHARK IN THE SOUP-
 MUNCHING ON GOLDFISH CRACKERS AND BLOODY MARY ---

hark! Sailor retreat
I see them shark in the soup
off the bow in sea 

alpha bit crackers
floating on top the waters
bloody Mary chew 

sea red Mary dead
munching on Gold fish crackers
shark in the soup now

hark!...

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King Henry VIII ‘s daughter, Bloody Mary
This evil queen’s mission, England’s Protestants to bury
Never at night did she wake 
After a day yelling, “Burn him at the stake!”



* I wanted to use "off with his head" but could find no historical evidence she ever used...

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I wish I had a Bloody Mary
     To come to my rescue
And quell the aches and pains caused by
     The drink I should eschew

Please make it extra spicy
     With the olives, now don’t...

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Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary,
O' so scary.

Putting mortals,
to the test,
come on out,
at my request.

Bridge the gap,
that is between,
all that is,
and everything.

I call upon,
a Bloody Mary,
being of vengence,
O' so scary.

Come forth,
into the light,
of this night,
so to serve me,
and to help,
me with my fight....

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BLOODY MARY:
I SEE YOU BUT YOU CANT SEE ME,
YOU SAND ALONE?,
AND I WAIT,EVERYDAY
I SEE THE BEATS OF SWEAT ON YOUR HEAD,
I COUNT THE SECONDS UNTIL YOUR DEAD,
THEIR WONT BE TIME TO SHED A TEAR,
JUST SAY THE WORDS I LONG TO HEAR,
BLOODY MARY....BLOODY MARY....BLOODY MARY

PERSON:
YOU SEE...

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