Best Birds And The Bees Poems

The Birds and the Bees

A “Closely-Knit” Trio

The macho
He-man
Entered the
Bar to
Inspect the local female population
Red-
Dressed,
Sultry “ladies” sat
And sipped wine
Not giving him one glance
Drawing closer
To a trio of
High-heeled
Enticing “women”
Big Joe tried to
Engage one in conversation
Evasively she lit a cigar and said,
“Sorry, but our threesome suits us just...

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T he birds have been around for centuries.
H ow sweetly singing, winging on their way,
E vanescent as a summer breeze. . . 

B ringing bliss supreme; then gone one day.
I n your bloom of youth, one bird appears.
R adiant, you’ll soar to splendor’s height,
D runk...

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Yup, just like this. This is how dad told us about the wonders of life. No eye contact at all.

One day my father told his four sons to climb into the car,
He wouldn’t tell us where we were going just that it wasn’t far.

I sat...

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Walks we took, across the bridge and down the ridge we'd climb
He'd catch himself to shorten steps, while I'd be stretching mine
With fields to plow, and milking cows, yet he always made the time
To make my days a memory, that I visit in my mind

Those...

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There once was a bee named Betty
who waxed warm for her friend Freddy
after a smoke
she got a poke
Now Betty is married to Freddy.


Poet: Debbie Guzzi
Contest: Birds & the Bees

PS don't smoke and don't poke and you won't get pregnant!...

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To talk about ‘The Facts’ makes some parents put on a show,
Hatching up answers to questions their children should know,
Enduring the same fate as their elders from times long ago.

“Babies,” Mommy says, “Come from a big cabbage patch.
Indeed! A stork flies over to spot which...

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"Do you know 'bout birds and the bees?"
One day my son asked suddenly,
"Just ask your teacher,
she would know better"
"No Dad she is yet to marry!"



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By:kash poet...

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Two virgin lovers, now have learned
A lesson they wish they had spurned
Of the birds and the bees
His poor carpet burnt knees
Next time, to the bed they adjourned


Nick Bagnall
Contest entry for : THE BIRDS AND THE BEES...

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Bless all the pretty flowers and trees,
reproducing perpetually with ease,
regrets might come far too late
should YOU decide to pollinate,
straight up advice from the birds and bees.

Liz Reilly...

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When I was young, in my teenage years,
I developed a lot of doubts and fears!
     I was very perplexed,
     about love and sex
so I went to my parents, in tears!

I said, "mom and dad, enlighten me please"!
So...

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Anyone from LA to New York
knows babies are not brought by the stork.
It takes nine months gestation
for a new generation.
Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?

Robert Pettit for Royal Trevino's The Birds and the Bees contest...

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So happy I am for the Birds and the Bees,
who rustle and bumble all for our ease.
Nestled so sweetly in their nectar and honey,
no my dear, it is not for the money.

They garden the flowers and live in the trees,
so happy I am for the...

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Royal Trevino
Contest Name	
Birds and the bees

Good ole Clive he said to me,   
Bee’s aint buzzing decently,
Mobile phones got  their number,
Buzz  like a bent cucumber,
broody bird said recently.

Don Johnson...

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...the birds having nothing on you   

each tasty morsel drips   
deflowered 
pleasingly scoured then devoured   
  
divine   
your lips to mine   
feelings so fine   
I find   
  
kindness caressed in kiss   
late night hours dismissed   
arousals...

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Do not lowly hum or keep mum,
When asked “where do babies come from?”
Tell them, Birds are like men,
Bees are like women,
explain to them well so they don’t ask again” how cum?”

name:sashi prabhu
contest: birds and the bees....

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