Best Beaver Poems

Out in the woods Trump took a nap
Under an oak dripping of sap
pants to his knees
what a big sleaze
Fresh beaver still caught in his trap



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Beaverish, feverish
hot Mrs. Cleaver wished
that her affair had not
given her clap. 

Fast Eddie Haskell, her
boy-toy, that rascal, his 
transmissibility
claims were all crap.

“Tickle me, pickle me,
say it’s not true, for if
you have the clap then I
must have it too!”

Doctors prescribed her some
anti-microbials,
Ward soon found out that...

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Both fell in love with Beaver Isle
A plot was bought close to the lake
Their house was built in rustic style
This house a home they planned to make. 

A plot was bought close to the lake
With a clear view and facing East
So eyes on amber dawns...

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The Hunters sallied forth... their hearts aglow
    with a fearlessness displayed.
A pugnacious merry band of brothers
    who to a boy were not afraid.
To find the foe they hoped to vanquish...
    and send it to its grave.

Tommy...

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A little beaver
Possessed to harvest timber
The teeth razor-sharp
Does he think about his toil
His hut, design or instinct 

Edward J Ebbs - March 8, 2015...

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River of woe—Joy 
shall dam up your flood of tears
with bright beams of mirth!...

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Betty Boop’s Beaver

The brazen Billy Bailey,
could be such a bad bad boy.
One day he bopped a beaver 
who was busy working by the bay.
The beaver then bit Billy 
near the bottom of his butt.
The beaver’s big bright teeth,
left a big bright bleeding cut

Then poor bawling...

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Beaver dam breaks slowly,
Abandoned but still there,
On a bare riverbed,
On a river that was once there....

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The Canadian beaver 
Is not who you think he is, 
He's not as gentle, as people think 
He'd stand at your feet and take a whiz. 

You might think he's cute 
And he's all that, 
But trust me, he's a terror 
He'd smack you with...

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If I should come upon a beaver,
I would be inclined to leave her,
There, busily working on her dam.
Because I've seen her cut a tree,
And if I make her mad at me,
I might wind up much shorter than I am....

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"Eh?  Sigourney's Beaver?"
Grandad's hard of hearing
"Weaver, Grandad, Weaver"
Deafness.  How endearing....

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Julius Caesar Ate My Beaver
(A Legionaire's Lament)
By Roy Merritt

Julius Caesar ate my beaver
After travelin’ through our camp
He came over one dark evening
Carrying a beaver lamp

And he snatched him up and took him off
And I heard later in time
He sat down at his dinner table
And on...

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A young lad masquerading as an old geezer
Looking for a lady who owns a mature beaver
One with mucho bucks
Still able to cluck
And willing to take pity on a geezer still eager...

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The beavers love rain.

They love water so much they

keep it where it fell....

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leaves under white ice
	moonlight’s shimmering jewels~
		beaver tail swollen...

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