Best Bailey Poems

George Bailey, the depressed.
Most of his life, he was stressed.
Thankfully, he changed his life
And didn’t disgrace his wife!!!...

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The infernal bane of Private Beetle Bailey,

   Is Sergeant Snorkel who pounds him daily!

      Beetle has mastered the fine art of goldbricking,

         And somehow manages to survive his daily licking!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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A dog named Bailey
Is a basset hound
She would eat all day
If it could be done

She always wants food
Her stomach is never full
At night when tired 
Her bed is made up

In the laundry room
a gate to block the door
the whines to what seems
Like hours on end

Whines so loudly
That seems like hours
Only ten minutes
Until it all ends...

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Issy was in first year at Exeter University, 
Coming home from a trip to the cinema, 
Travelling in a car at 60mph, high velocity,
When they were hit by another vehicle. 

Six months in hospital, crushed five ribs, 
A severed liver, and a badly broken back,
Left hand with impaired movement, no fibs,
And she was waist paralysed,...

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Lone Bailey was a tree hugger since the age of three
Resilient limpet, he clung on ferociously
Now labelled and rejected as a permanent pest
Bailey went his own sweet way avoiding all the rest
His favourite haunts were abandoned places and trees
Scrambling barefoot up them or on his hands and knees
To carving his initials in perpetuity
He beheld grotesque...

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My eyes are filled up, with tears of joy, just watching you play, with your shiny new toys… 

The time with you, is filled with bliss, you bring me to my knees, with only a kiss…

Being a Great Uncle, is such a great honor, with your cute smile, I become even fonder…

Mickey & Mason are...

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Your smile is brighter than the sun...
It makes my heart want to run...
How i feel for you i cant explain...
Thoughts of you are the only thing on my brain...
When you are not here there is pain...
Without you what is there to gain?
Your the anchor that keeps me here...
Your the wheel that helps me steer...
Losing you...

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"The Maiden's Song" or "The Bridal Morn" is an ancient Middle English poem about a young girl, a bride, on the morning after her wedding day.



The Maiden’s Song aka The Bridal Morn
anonymous Medieval lyric
loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch

The maidens came to my mother’s bower.
I had all I would, that hour.

  The bailey beareth...

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Back in my birthplace, though it has no dazzle 
Jays still fly gracefully by its castle
By the olden hill it stands
As the mill in the hinterlands
Is turning in the wind
Like a tough rhino's skin 
Earthen fortress, tough front wall
Yield? Never! I am a barrier tall...

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Bailey 
Written: by Miracle Man
5/31/2020

Because life is much more than a three act play,
we must search out our peace within each day.

When young, we set goals, and big is our dream,
but as hopes are dashed we’re swimming upstream.

life throws us a curve and days become fraughted,
and we begin to wonder about the days we’re allotted..

The...

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For all these years
How have you been the only one
who has never escaped my memories
What is it about you
What is the secret beyond you
which draws me so very close to you
Silver Winter
was it my chance to forget you
or keep you buried among my thoughts forever
It was never like you would leave anyway
Your blonde hair and...

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Your hair is as gold as the Texas sunrise,
      and the prettiest blue skies have nothing on your blue eyes.
      Yes i am talking about daddies little girl
      you mean the world to me, you are my whole world.

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Your honor if I may
On behalf of my client I say
Who was in fact wearing the cheese
The cheese was not, if u please 
The evidence is as follows
Five marbles, a peg for clothes
Two odd socks, rubber nose
And the cheese of corse
If I may address the court 
And manipulate your thoughts
Imagine my client juggling the balls
While...

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3 Cups of sliced portabella mushrooms
3 Cups of sliced Onions
2 Cups of Sliced Red Peppers
1/2 cup of sliced Garlic
1/4 cup of worishire sauce
1/3 cup of crumbed cooked bacon
1/4 brownsugar
2 cups of Mambo sauce
% cups of Philly Style CheeseSteak

Sautee veggies, brown meat
mix sauce and brownsugar
Mix together and cover
allow to stand in a oven on 250 heat...

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Bittersweet bitsy Bailey bug
Rock and rolled in Rodney’s rug
Had he partaked of a daily drug?
Rodney was sick of Bailey’s crazy mug
Time to go home, he told the lug
Just one more chug, said Bailey bug
He was chased off by Rodney's poodle and a pug....

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