The Old Bailey

Your honor if I may On behalf of my client I say Who was in fact wearing the cheese The cheese was not, if u please The evidence is as follows Five marbles, a peg for clothes Two odd socks, rubber nose And the cheese of corse If I may address the court And manipulate your thoughts Imagine my client juggling the balls While fitting on the rubber nose Useing what is now known As a peg for clothes Two odd socks with no spare Could easily become a pair But the issue we have here Cheese, my lord and peers As you can clearly see By the size of the actual cheese My client was infact never Treated to feel lesser As to think it a possibility To drape my client over the cheese It is as clear as the evidence The cheese was worn by my client