Private Beetle Bailey

The infernal bane of Private Beetle Bailey,

   Is Sergeant Snorkel who pounds him daily!

      Beetle has mastered the fine art of goldbricking,

         And somehow manages to survive his daily licking!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Guzzi Avatar
January 9, 2013 at 6:39 PM
Maybe he liked spankings? ;) Light & Love
Eastman Avatar
December 4, 2012 at 11:13 AM
You're on a roll with these great clerihews lately... A very enjoyable roll, it is too... Merry Christmas... You are making the season brighter.
Johnson Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Did you see the one where Sarg beat him up recently. Beetle said, don't worry, I'll be back in the comic strips tomorrow. Love your clerihews Bob.
Babcock Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 3:11 PM
thanks for letting me know the meaning of the words. I will go a goldbricking momentarily
Babcock Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 2:06 PM
An excellent clerihew and I am not familiar with the term goldbricking either. love phyl
Dietrich Avatar
November 27, 2012 at 1:54 PM
this is a really nice one. I can't remember what goldbricking is though!!
Maverick Avatar
November 27, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Hey..Goldbricking (haven't heard that term for a while Bob..") good fun one from you here..!
Neels Avatar
November 27, 2012 at 11:05 AM
hehe, Bob, I missed this. Your wit ;) hope you are doing okay. love Wilma
Horsman Avatar
November 27, 2012 at 7:19 AM
oh this is good Robert, brilliant clerihew
A   Avatar
November 26, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Bob H.. ha..I love Beetle Bailey,, always good for a smile... thank you for sharing..pd
Bauer Avatar
November 26, 2012 at 6:23 PM
another fun comic clerihew! nice one...
Sivey Avatar
November 26, 2012 at 12:48 PM
This is truly awesome my friend! I really enjoyed reading this delightful and perfected poem this afternoon! What a fun loving piece, Great Work!!
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