Best Arguing Poems

"Must you always rhyme?",said he.
"Must you be a show-off?",said she.

"Each comment a grand show of your jocularity,"she huffed.
"Ah, you are just so jealous,"he puffed

"Not really,"said she' with serenity.
"I just know you are capable of sonnetry."

"But instead,lazily you pen footies," 
Hardly sourced from the great Muses!


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''All arguments should be dealt with swiftly
With bows and arrows
You'll both see each others points
Hopefully
You'll get your point across first 
End of matter.''




Peter Dome.Copyright.2015.May....

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I'm here
Need beer

Agree
Not me

You sigh 
I cry

Deny
I try

You scheme
I scream

You're mad
I'm sad

No team
It seem
 
A pig
You dig

Deceive
Just leave!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Copyright@2014


September.20.2014...

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Why do we argue with God?
Do we have reasons or doubts?
Is this not an act of outright defiance?
Yes, indeed!

God is God
We have an  omnipotent, all powerful
Compassionate and understanding  God
But why do we go against Him?

Let us mend our ways
Then, adore, praise and love...

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Grow more spine
Don't whine
show more brain 
and don't complain!

There's not enough independence 
and not enough money
My dream job's dead
And it's not funny!

But I'm too BLESSED 
to be so STRESSED
So I listen to Pharell's "Happy"...

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Who would have known who would have guessed
That you'd say no and I'd say yes
When all we do is argue all the time

I bring with me my best of game
Which is kind of feeble and kind of lame
But it's the only game that I can...

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Arguing With The Night

Closing my eyes I bit my upper lip
drew my knees chest high and held them tight
drank the dreaded potions final sip
slow dimming an ever fading light
fluttering eyelids arguing with the night.


©7/30/2017

submitted to – The Sound Of Pages In The Night – Poetry...

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Lever
Beaver....

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Two souls brought up in distinct surroundings
with many perspectives about life, decide
to come together to form outstanding
relationship for their lives with nothing to hide.

Building a relationship isn't easy
arguments and disagreements sometimes crazy;
it's told that arguing can be uneasy
but relationship never should be so heavy.

Studies...

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Arguing with inanimate objects
Can be very distressing
To them
My Roomba drove itself down the stairs
The Keurig switched to decaf

Alexa told me where to go
Siri filed for a restraining order
My iphone deleted the “find my phone” app
My robot pet brought poop into the house
When I hit the...

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Arguing with GPS.

 Pernicious words, hatred spewed in impotent rage
against the female voice telling me to turn left at the first roundabout
“Shut up, silly cow, I know this road better than you.”
“You never follow my instruction is it because I`m a woman?”
 “No dear, it...

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Man argues about the meaning of life

a man argues about the meaning of life
looking out at the world around him
catching the love of his life
bound by her chains of love
surrounded by danger
he hides the entry to his heart
in a green garden?hidden behind the hedges
planted in...

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The meteor was coming near
But little Robbie had no fear
His parents knew earth was DOA
But he tried to argue, to save the day.

He said, “Dear Space Rock, don’t I have rights
My life and liberty are in your sights
I like puppies and cats, and elephants too
You’re...

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