Best Amount Poems

Take a look at your muffin, and look at mine.
This is a scenario that doesn’t appear fine.
This morning, we are off to an awful start.
There are no blueberries in mine while yours is falling apart.
You have to admit this is a terrible sight.
I have to...

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your name.you rights.edge
comical papers hiding
in the sand of water...

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Will the erratic nature of my thoughts never be quelled?
Am I doomed to long for what I do?
Is this the outcome to never having what you want?
If it is...I suppose I should have expected as much
Nay, I knew what would happen
But I chose to accept...

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of things d\found the scope
peace has existed with hope
even if a dope


did a bin blooper
had become a storm trooper
real super duper

together did click
with such a good looking chick
who of crop was pick

while wearing muzzle
put together my puzzle
together nustle

fell off of the curb
did violently disturb
shouted ugly...

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Most People for Most Amount

The most successful politician 
will be the one who can satisfy 
all of the voters all of the time.
This must be their main objective.
It is the ideal position but not
realistic. The realistic one is to
try and satisfy the most people
for the...

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there is not a number for the amount of times i have thought of you just today 
they double and they multiply by the second 
my amount of love for you an endless cup 
i wish you could drink from 

if only i had the...

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You’re the one, who gave birth to me,
I came from you,
Not the other way around.
Why do you fear me?
Do you think I shall mutilate your mind,
I can.
Do you think that I lip about you,
I’m not going to lie,
I do.
I’m a teenager with a mother,
Who I...

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Humongous Amount of Horn Humanistic Haiku

we have heard in spring
beautiful birds when they sing
happiness will bring

animals all crawl
from late spring into the fall
heard birds when they call

a propensity
as well as intensity
exist in ministry

did find that denial
may have always been on trial
is for a long while

flowers...

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The amount of love you have for 
someone, seems too always be 
greater than the 
amount of pain they give you,... 
Becuase no matter how much they 
hurt you ,.. you 
chose to stay... Strength is nothing 
more than how well you hide the 
pain,......

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Might help explain how fruit
full this harmless poetic brute,
(a Methacton School of hard knocks
grad), who sports astute
demeanor with ample
brew netted locks,
vaguely androgynously cute,

his trademark signature hirsute
unstyled wavy hair
tell tale characteristic,
not that I care if anyone
gives rats ass and/or hoot
bummer attire acceptable since
long unemployed and

recipient with...

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She has been waiting for amount
To her survival paramount 
“From my base to the next bikes I mount!
I should, therefore, a whole lot count!”


But Bad Economy is a point,
Big money collecting at gun point:
An Extorting Police at check point, 
Perpetually there, self would appoint,
Much like...

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she's in my mind each and everyday
I used to like wondering when she'd be back again
I think about her to keep her in sight
Time passed and it hurt to think of her
It hurt to think she wouldn't love me anymore
It hurt to think she was...

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J-ust open your mind and think
O-f the blessings that count; 
N-ovember fifth day has brought 
N-ew promise in large
A-mount....

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Book cause I spend an inordinate amount of time reading...

out loud.

As a hypothetical argument 
yours truly doth not aim
to be unfortunate recipient
of misguided, misjudged, and mislaid blame,
nevertheless I make dubious claim
and baldly recede (ha – hair ye, here ye) 
from heady assertion 
to make bold...

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You've been dead for the same amount of time that you lived, forty-two years.
You were loved and your death devastated each and every one of your peers.
You didn't perform in all fifty states, one state that you missed was Montana.
You performed your last concert on...

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