Infinite Amount of Leisure Time

(described in ~thirty lines of rhyme) Might help explain how fruit full this harmless poetic brute, (a Methacton School of hard knocks grad), who sports astute demeanor with ample brew netted locks, vaguely androgynously cute, his trademark signature hirsute unstyled wavy hair tell tale characteristic, not that I care if anyone gives rats ass and/or hoot bummer attire acceptable since long unemployed and recipient with meager loot receiving social security disability to boot, nonetheless can while away unlimited numbers of wee hours into morning yea ideally best time to sleep, but also most optimal, while the missus thrashes in bed thankfully mute unless ya don't count flatulence she doth toot disrupting and derailing train of thought courtesy trumpeting glute. Your Best New Poem Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Emile Pinet