Best Aer Poems
There once was a Chihuahua named Hairy
Wispy as air, white his hair, and scary
Like a ghost he'd appear
Quiet, soft as cashmere
Sometimes it seems he's dropped from the aerie
aerie( aer-y or ey-rie) 1. a lofty nest of any bird...2. a house, fortress, or the like. located high on a hill or mountain
Inspired by: Team Poetry Soup
Contest: Funny Kid's Poem Contest
Written: October 09, 2015
I want to go across the sea to Dublin.
Immediately is when my journey must begin.
There is a pretty Irish lass waiting for me there.
She has cool blue eyes and lovely red hair.
Here in the states, I miss her all the while.
The lady waits for my return to the Emerald Isle.
My woman is really a great beauty to see.
She gets me higher than a shot of Irish whiskey.
I want to book my Aer Lingus flight.
Over the ocean is where I will fly overnight.
I will arrive at Dublin’s airport before sunrise.
I cannot wait to gaze into those blue eyes.
I want to hug and kiss her, and take her by the hand.
Big 747, I am in a hurry to get to Ireland.
Ode To A Dead Pilot
The time to sioux for peace is before the first shot is fired.
Weapons of destruction aer better turned around.
Point them at the darkness and then frown.
Fighting is for ^A^ngels and much nobler sorts than yew.
A Soldier in his britches needs a glory to behold;
other than the flag of his own country I am told.
Place your thoughts above on things where Christ
does dwell, and walk on streets of GOLD.
Even in your dreams and memories it will help you to grow old.
There was once a MAN who was once a boy.
He played with toys, and after graduation then He heard:
Great engines sucking air into intakes,
and the expelling of the air again to reach a multi-colored
transfer pointe and sometimes after running out of fuel
a man does NOT bail out...
but takes his planethopping function into the DEAD terrian.
Avoiding populated areas, to kill a cactus NOT a populas.
When that MAN is inn his Heaven and rewards come due.
I want to hear everyone in Heaven say,
'He was a boy getting into that aeroplane, but he
became a MAN today.
I saw several of my men turn fear away from populated places,
as they crashed and died in flame into the desert cactus,
to ensure the best proclivity of mass production.
The wreckage of an aeroplane.
Charles Hice
the apple tree greed
the apple tree greed
he has an apple a green apple
he is the only person in this room
with a green apple
suppose suppose NOW
he has MORE of those at home
WHY he has a GREEN APPLE tree
In his backyard no WAIT
He has a vineyard behind his chapeau
And he makes green apple wine
And he sells it to the BOONES FARM people
And they make BOONES FARM green apple wine
And the whole city is soon sick
The children ralf and barf and ralf again
There is no more end to the men
Drinking all the green apple wine
To make this ONE person rich
He never offered me any of his wine
Eyes never drink of alcoholic beverage
Eye have juices and tea and a soda please
I'm just full of good intentions
Picking green apples in my mind and eating way too many
Having a green apple with mye lunch of poetical decay
WAIT he left and YES he took the green apple core with him
Not leaving me a bite not wanting me to taste the pleasure
of his mite. Why eye understand him greedy is his name
the green apple hoarder has so many apples now his wine cellar is so full and
his larders aer so rich he does save the stems and seeds to plant again in
ground so rich and he chews on this green apple while he watches MTV in
selfish hedonistacal revenge while eye have no green apple stuck between my
teeth OH bliss oh strang decay my teeth at least aer happier today he took the
core away he left me all alone im appleless today im happier to say no song is
being sung of little apples of the green variety been hung oh see the tree how big
its grown the apples have been lost too long and they fall in misery from
branches of decay to rot to rot to rot upon the vineyard floor there is no apple wine
no more the green variety is gone they drink it only read and red is the color of the
wine in cups so full of color there in plates so heaped of agony with applesauces
vailiantly piled higher then the sky.
Forking River Dam, Illinois
Forking River
CharlaXFabels
Forking Dam
Forking,Ill.
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John M went camping and took his friend Timmy. Off they went to the Forking River Dam. They
went to the Forking Campground near the Forking Dam. They decided to visit the Forking City.
They had to go to the Forking Market. It was near the Forking Gas Station closer to the
furcating
Forking River bending near the Forking swamp turning into the Forking Quicksanding place
there where they turned off the Main Forking Road. They turned Forking right there. There
is a
Forking left turn as well but they had to get to the Forking Store. They bought some
Forking Beer
made in the Forking Brewery. They were still in Illinois. Forking, Ill. Ill is the
abbreviation for
Illinois, so we aer all Forking, Ill. For now. The men were Forking camping so they bought
some
Forking beans made at the Forking beanery. The Forking Meat CO. provided. The Olympic
branch of the Mount Olympus Water CO. Donated the Forking Water. They went to the Forking
River Motel to steal the soap and the towels. They paid for the room and took two Forking Dam
showers. They kept the Forking Dam Ashtray. It has a picture of the Forking Dam River. The
Forking Dam Police were searching for the Forking Dam Campground to arrest the Forking
men. They were not from Forking at all but just out of townies they had come to Forking
Dam to
Fish for Forking Fish. They went to the Forking Boat Dock and rented a Forking Boat the
Indian
Man in charge of the Forking Boat Dock said you out of townies speak with Forking tongue. But
money green in Forking Dam. Good to see you Forking men. The Men in Forking Dam City are
Forking gay. The Forking City Future Club is Oddfellows Hall.
Eye am Forking, Ill. From all that Forking Fish they gave to me the nibbles and the bites
the love
all tied up in Forking Ville. They said that visit day is FrYdaY at the Forking Prison
Institution they
have a Forking Fish fry for religion they want me to go to Forking, Ill. And visit.
love ewe and blue
aer rhyming words true
there is always inflection and poor attitude
limits of knowledge above snobbish refrains
trains run on time only in the movies
movies run on time only in a small town
there is very few movies shown on trains
blue can be an attitude blue can be a heart
love you can be used to start a heart apart from you
as you watch the blue southern train depart
from the blue stunted depot with the board walk floor
the little blue conductor yelling all aboard her
as the train takes the love and makes your attitude blue
soup mix tastes so wordy so blue so true and good
with a doubly heaping helping of a love ewe attitude
So much water, so much iron
Alas, no gold, but copper by the ion
Glows in my skin late summer days
And tastes of blood and flint and maize
Taste my salt, my spit, my hair
Breath my tender air, my mollis aer
Anoint me with a cloak of sweat
And with my sword I will beget
The earthy side of me, you see
Nickel, zinc, ah, yet no mercury
Take my dirt, my earth, my stones
Build a castle with my bones.
21Mar14
PreImmenance
God is not an alien or an artificial intelligence he is a perfect being not created just a
constantly moving force like the impossible perpetual motion machine the inventors allways
aer trying to reinvent only already done He could be a cow although its not likely He could sit
inside a Dove and stay there constantly but then He would miss so many other things eye
think he does the GOD thing constantly the focus of attention on the Throne where he does
sit. When we humans (eye include the android races) worship GOD we have a tendency to
press our hands together in a paroday of clapping but silently we point them up but cast our
eyes down to the ground or rug there is a certainty we fear the GOD that we need help from.
Pre means before Immenace in this context means the persona or image or being or just
say person. In the person of one Jesus Christ we have three personas such as Father Son
and Holy Spirit. It does not say that the Holy Spirit is female or male but spirit is sexless so
we can assume that Jesus was a male child brought up in the Jewish religion and that the
Father image the Anchient of Days the GOD we all think of as a Bearded man is the Father of
Jesus in the Spirit of Christ. Three persons in one being. PreImmenace is the idea that Jesus
created the Earth at the moment of Earths Birth in the Form of GOD in the Spirit of the
Father and the Spirit of the Son. Life as a triplet person Enthroned and esconsed as the ruler
of the Universe. Having been there before there was anything to see or created. He will be
there after this creation is disposed of and a new generation is concieved. Take the fact that
a GOD would learn from his mistakes and not create the sameness we have now but make it
better somehow. Then apply the thinking that makes better people of us all and realize he
changes us to help us live there now inside the heart not until the physical is changed can we
actually see GOD. But there is one way. Turn around the next time you attend your church
and smile and look closely at the person in the very next aisle over. Chances are you just
saw GOD in his preimmenance.
@2Twenty0
CharlaXTitles
CADD
CharlaXAgainstDrunkDrivers
Puke all over the seat and get some on your dogs head
and a little on the wife’s purse get her good
and Madd at yew so she will take the car keys
and drop them in the piranha pool to keep
the control of the car away from yew.
DO not ever try to drive the car like that again.
Be my friend let the motor idle when the belly
has an idol in the center of your disgusting
fatness leave the driving to the women
or call the rental. Drinking is a disease
of the mind heart liver central being alcoholic yew.
It is now not only whiskey but people drugging
swagging smoking of the left handed Turkish variety
just puffing passing smoking inhaling
like a Clinton Will. Stronger measures now aer
needed to stop the added danger of a high
mucky muck brown frame toker from totaling
the soccer van of Mother. There is station wagons
on the road this mourning with whiskey bumps
all over them the women drivers not exempt
from hitting poles and other cars
and then my friend there is the LAW of Johnny
combined to probable cause. When the police man shines
his light inside the car and sees at least thirteen
empty beer bottles laying in the back seat empty
he has a right to ask ewe iff ewe aer recycling them
or drinking. A road test complete with breathalyzer
please make them touch the nose
never mind the sneezes please.
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It is hard to do the will of GOD and judge not a brother for what he eats or drinks but they THE LAW aer seeming smarter for they judge no content but amounts thereof. This is number twenty in my CharlaXTitles Cadd.
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CharlaXSonnetta
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There is my holdings my vineyards in Franco
The eye waves flies off of his wine
While making millions of euro dollars
While ewe aer always reining Qyeen
The kisses lemone oh so sweet
Only in my fantasy wine is never sour
Away the hour enthrall love ewe
CharlaX Millions making fables true bend
Holding love above the real life
Holding love inside the inside
Holding love upon the morrow
Holding love without mye sorrow
Holding love to be the marrow
Holding love above the dollar.
II
The grapes were used though lemone added mix
A thing unheard in all the land
The regent came to me anon to ask
CharlaX why the wine would sec sit
Tis for the love violette eye bend
The lemone fragrance doth remind the eye
The wine is never bitter then
The love much more imported avec bien
Love holding more than love can tell
Love holding odoring the smell
Love holding like the fetterments
Love holding like a taste of her
Love holding only love anon
Love holding after we aer gone.
III
There is a mission now upon the corner
Near the water they do stay there
All the homeless wander there they live safe
They have laoaves fishes sec vino
No one hungars no ones cold
No one misses world so bolder older
No worldly pleasuer can compare
Working harder now than ever fables quake
Hold me loving hold me closer
Hold me loving je embrasser
Hold me magistrate ragon Qyeen
Hold me merry happily long
Hold me sensually loving
Ruling the vineyard sun love song
Vegans and Vegaterians
Half-baked lies and friendly flies , is what most poor people eat.
Lemon drops and candy and choclate kisses aer too sweet.
Eye eat MEAT.I like the burgers AND the dogs,
sandwiches of all kinds , but BEEF is best for me.
Chicken I have found elimanates from me,
I place it on the ground,when eye am early bound for the Bus Sun Tran.
The Chicken finds no place in me.
It does not slide away; but drops from me almost perfectly,
in the form of one hard cylinder.
My brother always tells me , Chicken would be the main course
iff he could have chicken every day.
He is still a villager.
I was never guilty of being part of my own family,
whatever I had always belonged to me myself and eye,
and now yew tew.
Eye have to feed all four of me.
It takes a lot of meat,and sometimes a little bread instead,
to feed the whole of me.
Eye am dead.
That death is certain eye no longer fear.
My own destruction will just aid me in my journey to the Heaven.
Simple minds aer best,and ladies finery aer best,
carrotts and celery and spinach is best,
and corn and beans is the best substitute for the meat.
Daniel in the Lions Den,was eating PUCE , a vegetable.
He was a Vegan disdaining the King`s venison.
He could not and would not face corruption.
Astounded by the Revelation , the Book Of Daniel tells
of nations , torn asunder by the sword,
plundered by the soldiers eating meat.
Not the Vegans or the Vegaterians.
Non-pulsed is what I am when I am eating meat.
Daniel of the Bible is a Vegan to all the Vegaterians.
They have no meat , and no corruption.
SPAMming is now a way of life,
eye just decided those people aer alive.
When you delete SPAM messages they still survive.
The people silly not the messages.
I meant the silly people of course not ewe.
Of course ewe dew survive. Now wait where was eye?
SPAM. We aer NOT trying to murder them just to avoid
the curcumstantial evidence of mis-directed information
and robotic responses found so hard to manage in e-mail.
SPAM. We call it SPAM. SPAM.
Why? eye don~t know but the namme is deserved.
Someone is actually and factually driving a real car
to an office. Sitting in a chair in a red dress.
Turning her computor mouse toward my address.
SPAM. OH NO.
I am sent another SPAM to my e-mail.
GOD help US.
Oh it is OKAY.
Eye have a TOOL-BAR.
Automatic-delete-delete-delete-beep.
SPAM.
Who are you OH woman of SPAM.
Wait eye don~t hate you,
Thank you for sending me SOME.
SPAM.
I love you but your message MUST go.
Automatic-delete-beep.
OH NO
TALL TREE
Tall Tree
She is not short this lady she is not so VERY tall to out shine me she loves me
this eye knoe she clearly knoes
She clearly knoes eye am a short white man this is no puppy love she even
knoes eye am religious and she makes references to GOD and this is pleasing
unto me this religousness inside of TALL TREE she love me.
There aer not too many creek Indian lady who make eye at me
this one eye will keep her as iff we married back when we met
the many people that eye have known the sins and aggravations
just seem to disappear when eye have my sweetY heart again
she is the tall creek Indian maiden pocahuntus called Tall Tree.
She is the only Valentine for me.
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BOB Newhart
Remembrandts
Eye remember two of his stories eye will relate them first the way that eye
remember them we had a recorded message (a vinyl record) player.
Remembrandt one: He said this is a ROBOT voice in kind of a low insistent
monotonically dialogue.
ROBOT: come in and sit down Human.
ROBOT: Your work has been suffering a lot lately and we are going to have to let
you go:
This has been a recorded message.
This last was emphasized by staccato emphasis on each word he spit it out like
a machined player.
Remembrandt: Ants is People on the Ground
The man got on the airplane and looked out the window to the ground.
The people down there look just like ants idint it amazing.
The other airliner said Those AER ants you IDIOT we havn’t taken off yet.
Oh wow Remembrandt three: eye just remembered another one.
The Preacher and the giver the airliner and the preacher.
The man looked out at the wing and it was on fire and he began to offer up
sacrifices to the lord LORD he said if this plane reaches the ground safely eye
will give yew half of everything eye own.
The plane leveled off smooth and the fire on the wing went out and the plane
landed safe.
The man was soon talking to the preacher.
He said MY good man eye heard what yew said on that plane yew said yew was
giving half of everything yew own to the LORD and eye knoe that YEW aer gonna
start right now? it was in the form of a question. NO preacher the man said eye
just made HIM a better deal he said EYE told the LORD if eye ever get back on
another one then HE can have it all.
Remembrandts of the Newhart.
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