Bellevue Poems - Poems about Bellevue

...I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie She’s upset and no longer smiley I ask her what’s wrong She said in my thong My bottom is no match for Kylie! I giggled and said stop your moans You'......Read More

...I'm an Aussiedoodle with a fine pedigree A good, loyal mate; an ami tres jolie I'm a down under dandy True and warm as French brandy With an air so chic, and a soul that's free! ......Read More

...I have a posh poodle whose name is Miss Sentry All night she stands vigil to stop a theive's entry But she treats them like kin And ushers them in As if they were noble French gentry ......Read More

...A love potion meant for her high school beau She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go With my passions on fire When I expresed my desire She replied "You're a bit too old, Romeo" ......Read More

...He blows his fortune on poker and rummy She lives by the fridge where life is so yummy With vows long ago said They're now happily wed He to his gambling and she to her tummy ......Read More

...Santa, last year we were in a tussle Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs Viagra in your cream puffs This year boop-dee-doop meet me in Brussels ......Read More

...Our bodies are made of mostly salt water That includes our spouse and rebellious daughter I have a keen notion We belong near the ocean With our true friends, the seal and the otter Maybe tha......Read More

...Sing a String of Christmas Lims Join in a sing-a-string of Christmas Lims Rouse your hearts and sing for the joy it brings Let’s cause a sensation Across every nation Jointly ......Read More

...I swore that was you at the show yesterday Chatting in line, bright young smile on display But of course, it can't be Now you'd be old like me Yet I'm still glad you don't just fade No one age......Read More

...For dinner last night we had Uncle Freddy He went just right with red wine and spaghetti It was all done with good taste Wasn't thought of in haste And was prepared by his dear wife, Aunt Letty ......Read More

... aka HALLO WEENIE! Police say a woman named Gidget Took a fancy to a man's digit She knew it would grow But you ought to know ......Read More

...Let my remains be not mourned or wasted Entombed, cremated, sautéed or basted Enriching the soil below Where lush apple trees grow I'll be in the best Macintosh anyone's tasted! If one were la......Read More

...A Tribute to Jan Allison, I miss her on PS! There's a sweet woman I know as Jan, a valued member of the soup clan. Her limericks are the best, Poop humor above the rest! Her long absence has......Read More

...My friends these are Perilous times. You can see it everywhere, feel it, and for many of us we are experiencing heartache through the loss of a loved one. To add to our troubles, sickness or disease ......Read More

...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......Read More