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We're Gonna Feel Just Fine

...My friends said C’mon let’s go, let’s head on down to Mexico.’
We’ll drink up all their tequila and we’ll snort up all their blow.
My friends said c’mon let’s go, out to Aspen, Colorado.
We’ll snu...

The Smell of Fear - Collaboration

...Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!

I farted, perhaps ...

It Happened On a Rainy Night- Multi-Collaboration

...Foggy mists engulfed the bright 
When raindrops fell throughout the night 
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark, 
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park 

Soaked wet through with glistening s...

Red Dog

...Red Dog an Aussie of Gypsie proclivities
Pawed rides through the Outback without civilities
When he wished to depart
He let rip a grand fart
Then jumped from the car with much facility
         ...

Poetry Loving Pooch

...Having expended our years of youthful zest
My pooch Nikki and I now read and rest
While scratching her belly
I’ll recite Keats and Shelly
But she confides in me that she loves Byron best
...

Bellevue Tech

...Well, those new vampire droids,
are prototypes as of yet.
Though it's reaching that point,
says the Dean at, Bellevue Tech....

Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join In

...I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!

I giggled and said stop your moans
You'...

Aussiedoodle

...I'm an Aussiedoodle with a fine pedigree
A good, loyal mate; an ami tres jolie
I'm a down under dandy
True and warm as French brandy
With an air so chic, and a soul that's free!
...

My Posh Poodle

...I have a posh poodle whose name is Miss Sentry
All night she stands vigil to stop a theive's entry
But she treats them like kin
And ushers them in
As if they were noble French gentry
           ...

Unrequited Valentine Passion Collab

...A love potion meant for her high school beau
She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go
With my passions on fire
When I expressed my desire
She replied "You're a bit too old, Romeo"

Happily Wed

...He blows his fortune on poker and rummy
She lives by the fridge where life is so yummy
With vows long ago said
They're now happily wed
He to his gambling and she to her tummy
                   ...

Santa's Doodle

...Santa, last year we were in a tussle
Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle
Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs
Viagra in your cream puffs
This year boop-dee-doop meet me in Brussels
                       ...

True Freinds

...Our bodies are made of mostly salt water
That includes our spouse and rebellious daughter
I have a keen notion 
We belong near the ocean
With our true friends, the seal and the otter

<...

Sing a String of Christmas Lims

...Sing a String of Christmas Lims

Join in a sing-a-string of Christmas Lims
Rouse your hearts and sing for the joy it brings
Let’s cause a sensation 
Across every nation 
Jointly ...

Dear Maureen

...I swore that was you at the show yesterday
Chatting in line, bright young smile on display
But of course, it can't be
Now you'd be old like me
Yet I'm still glad you don't just fade

No one age...

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