Bellevue Poems - Poems about Bellevue

...My friends said C’mon let’s go, let’s head on down to Mexico.’ We’ll drink up all their tequila and we’ll snort up all their blow. My friends said c’mon let’s go, out to Aspen, Colorado. We’ll snu......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...Foggy mists engulfed the bright When raindrops fell throughout the night The lampposts glowed at midnights dark, When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park Soaked wet through with glistening s......Read the rest...

...Red Dog an Aussie of Gypsie proclivities Pawed rides through the Outback without civilities When he wished to depart He let rip a grand fart Then jumped from the car with much facility ......Read the rest...

...Having expended our years of youthful zest My pooch Nikki and I now read and rest While scratching her belly I’ll recite Keats and Shelly But she confides in me that she loves Byron best ......Read the rest...

...Well, those new vampire droids, are prototypes as of yet. Though it's reaching that point, says the Dean at, Bellevue Tech.......Read the rest...

...I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie She’s upset and no longer smiley I ask her what’s wrong She said in my thong My bottom is no match for Kylie! I giggled and said stop your moans You'......Read the rest...

...I'm an Aussiedoodle with a fine pedigree A good, loyal mate; an ami tres jolie I'm a down under dandy True and warm as French brandy With an air so chic, and a soul that's free! ......Read the rest...

...I have a posh poodle whose name is Miss Sentry All night she stands vigil to stop a theive's entry But she treats them like kin And ushers them in As if they were noble French gentry ......Read the rest...

...A love potion meant for her high school beau She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go With my passions on fire When I expresed my desire She replied "You're a bit too old, Romeo" ......Read the rest...

...He blows his fortune on poker and rummy She lives by the fridge where life is so yummy With vows long ago said They're now happily wed He to his gambling and she to her tummy ......Read the rest...

...Santa, last year we were in a tussle Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs Viagra in your cream puffs This year boop-dee-doop meet me in Brussels ......Read the rest...

...Our bodies are made of mostly salt water That includes our spouse and rebellious daughter I have a keen notion We belong near the ocean With our true friends, the seal and the otter <......Read the rest...

...Sing a String of Christmas Lims Join in a sing-a-string of Christmas Lims Rouse your hearts and sing for the joy it brings Let’s cause a sensation Across every nation Jointly ......Read the rest...

...I swore that was you at the show yesterday Chatting in line, bright young smile on display But of course, it can't be Now you'd be old like me Yet I'm still glad you don't just fade No one age......Read the rest...