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Red Dog

Red Dog an Aussie of Gypsie proclivities
Pawed rides through the Outback without civilities
When he wished to depart
He let rip a grand fart
Then jumped from the car with much facility
                                              by Robert Gorelick


Red dog the regular hitchhiker 
Once leapt up behind a bike rider
The driver rode fast  
Until he got gassed
And Red dog flew off in a hyper
                                               by Belle Bellevue

Poetry Loving Pooch

Having expended our years of youthful zest
My pooch Nikki and I now read and rest
While scratching her belly
I’ll recite Keats and Shelly
But she confides in me that she loves Byron best
                                                by Robert Gorelick

Perhaps pooch Nikki loves Byron the best 
For words he wrote to his dog laid to rest 
Yet scratching her belly 
Hearing Keats and Shelly 
Proves the two of them hold her interest
                                                by Belle Bellevue

Bellevue Tech

Well, those new vampire droids,
are prototypes as of yet.
Though it's reaching that point,
says the Dean at, Bellevue Tech.

Aussiedoodle

I'm an Aussiedoodle with a fine pedigree
A good, loyal mate; an ami tres jolie
I'm a down under dandy
True and warm as French brandy
With an air so chic, and a soul that's free!
                                                                         by Robert Gorelick


Aussiedoodle you’re sold to me 
With or without a fine pedigree 
With that sweet, cute face  
You make my heart race  
What an awesome twosome we could be
                                                                         by Belle Bellevue

My Posh Poodle

I have a posh poodle whose name is Miss Sentry
All night she stands vigil to stop a theive's entry
But she treats them like kin
And ushers them in
As if they were noble French gentry
                                       by Robert Gorelick

Thieves love the posh poodle Miss Sentry 
She awaits their canoodles aplenty 
Though the posh poodle's on guard 
The thieves melt her sweet heart 
By bringing her steaks to gain entry.
                                        by Belle Bellevue

2/27/23
Collaboration 3/11/23

Unrequited Valentine Passion Collab

A love potion meant for her high school beau
She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go
With my passions on fire
When I expressed my desire
She replied "You're a bit too old, Romeo"
                                                      by Robert Gorelick

Tell her when you see her your not too old  
That the fire in your soul never goes cold  
And you don’t need potion
For showing emotion
As your passion is remotely controlled
                                                      by Belle Bellevue

Happily Wed

He blows his fortune on poker and rummy
She lives by the fridge where life is so yummy
With vows long ago said
They're now happily wed
He to his gambling and she to her tummy
                                               

Are this couple truly happily wed  
Is the wife happy because she’s well fed  
His poker and rummy 
Is not at all funny  
Something tells me that the romance is dead
                                                __Belle Bellevue

12/20/22
Add-On

Santa's Doodle

Santa, last year we were in a tussle
Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle
Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs
Viagra in your cream puffs
This year boop-dee-doop meet me in Brussels
                                                 by I Am Anaya

Santa's cutie, we got in a tussle last year 
When I stole an icicle kiss as I drew near
Hollywood's Harvey, you fixed
When his advances you nixed
So, I'll see you in Brussels, so get over here!
                                                  by Robert Gorelick

When Santa Clause went in for the tussle 
He got himself into lots of trouble 
His cold icy lips 
To her lips did stick  
And the iced cold had froze every muscle
                                                   by Belle Bellevue

True Freinds

Our bodies are made of mostly salt water
That includes our spouse and rebellious daughter
I have a keen notion 
We belong near the ocean
With our true friends, the seal and the otter

Maybe that's why we holiday by sea  
Cause we are drawn to water naturally 
But where are our fins 
Flippers, tails and wings  
Are we all shoals or are we family?

Add-on
by Belle Bellevue

Dear Maureen

I swore that was you at the show yesterday
Chatting in line, bright young smile on display
But of course, it can't be
Now you'd be old like me
Yet I'm still glad you don't just fade

No one ages in our memory  
They stay the same though old they may be 
It is indisputable  
No one stays as beautiful 
As they were once when young and carefree

by Belle Bellevue

11/12/22

Well Prepared

For dinner last night we had Uncle Freddy
He went just right with red wine and spaghetti
It was all done with good taste
Wasn't thought of in haste
And was prepared by his dear wife, Aunt Letty
                                           by Robert Gorelick 
                         
Perhaps Aunt Letty was too hasty 
For Uncle Freddy was not tasty  
For a good result  
He needed more salt 
And to have been rolled up in pastry
                                           by Belle Bellevue

Added Belle Bellevue
10/28/22










10/28/22

Trance Gin Dear

aka

           HALLO WEENIE!

Police say a woman named Gidget
Took a fancy to a man's digit 
She knew it would grow
But you ought to know
His digit now hangs on a midget!


Added by Belle Bellevue:  

The midget was proud of his digit
He wondered just how Gidget did it
It hung to his knees
And swung in the breeze 
Witch Gidget was wetting her britches

All In Good Taste

Let my remains be not mourned or wasted
Entombed, cremated, sautéed or basted
Enriching the soil below
Where lush apple trees grow
I'll be in the best Macintosh anyone's tasted!

If one were laid beneath an apple tree  
Very nourishing that would surely be 
Apple pie to die for  
From an earthling's deep core  
Whose epitaph could read “Bon Appetit."

Added Limerick by Belle Bellevue
10/21/22

Sign of the Times

Two young nudists went to lie down and bask
Along came a cop who took them to task
Thought they broken the law
For basking in the raw
Then the cop said" you're not wearing face masks"...

The nudists thought it was some kind of jest
Both cursed the cop and started to protest
Reinforcements were called
The nudists were appalled
When they were charged and placed under arrest...

They were both before the judge the next day
To the young nudists he had this to say
"Maskless face is a crime
So you will both do time"
They got four years and were taken away...

And two more from Belle Bellevue

Wonder if the cop's prudish or a creep
Who just couldn't resist taking a sly peep
Was the mask excuse
To get a good view
Does he count naturists when he can't sleep.

Four years is too long for not wearing masks
Who the devil pays their keep one might ask
We all well know who
It's us, me and you
Free bed and board, it's not bad for a bask.


 Written 15th August 2021

Mismatched

Sweet Grace married a guy from old Amory
He worked for the government gendarmerie
She was a postal clerk,
He was a total jerk
And they soon lived in Amory's armory.
written July 18, 2021

Sweet grace who's job title is postal clerk
Got married to a man she met at work
Although he's a jerk
She has made it work
At home she's boss, lord help him if he shirks./
added by Belle Bellevue

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