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Bada Bing

"bada Bing"


Bob hopes

golf balls and tease

thanks for the mammaries

Dad

DON,DAD ko tang kyun kartay ho?
Yani mein tum say bada tang hun..

Gairatmand

Me to tumhain bada gairat mand samajhta tha,
Tum to bay gairti mein meray bhi baap niklay..

Shareef

Me bada shareef admi hun,
Za dair shareef saray yum.
Note.waiting for injection?

Punjabi Poetry

Vich Jadon jaanda e,
Bada Mazza aanda e.
Note.Tich Krich Vich..

St Kabeer Couplets 7: What If On a Pedestal Tall

What if on a pedestal tall?
As if date trees that tall are,
Shade to no travelling soul,
And hard to fetch, fruits grow far.
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Bada hua to kya hua, jaise lambi khajur,
Panthi ko chaya nahin, phala lage ati dur.

Forget, name and fame and rising tall. Lame adjuncts indeed, Kabeer says. How useful are you to others? That should be the aim in life. He gives an example of a date tree to substantiate his point. The tall and scanty foliage tree hardly gives any shade to the travelers, and the fruits when come they grow too high, and out of reach.

Eastside Marios Restaurant

A restaurant chosen
For the family 
A group of seven
The table chosen
The meu in hand

We are choosing meals
Then enjoy a drink
Waiting for our food
Conversation begins
As we are waiting

Our waitress comes
Meals are ordered
Drinking tea, water
Enjoyed ginger ale
Waiting for our meals

Suddenly music heard
We all look around
We stare at a site
Of what is coming
Toour table

A musical sound 
Being heard close by
Coming closer now
It's a -no, , yes it is
A robot with food 

To our table
Beep Bada BAVBAD bING

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Barmaid Betty

Barmaid Betty
Barmaid Betty's big bouncy boobies
beggar belief, bada bing bada boom.
But being blessed by bountiful breasts
brings burdens, bada bing bada boom.

Backache being barely bearable
by bedtime, bada bing bada boom.
Basically, Betty's beautiful boobs
beguile, bashful blokes, bada bing bada boom.

Bewitching barmaid Betty became
Belle of the Ball, bada bing bada boom.
31st December 2020

To My Yaar

What a research Rasool
My darling yaar cool
Love you for being scientific
And perfectly prolific
Proved you are a legend
Of course from my end
Proud of you for gripping reply
To the video we comply
Awesomely identified the flaw
That goes viral with no law
May you have all success boon
To build a reserve for leopards soon
Rasool hain bada bebak sahee
Yaar hain mera mazaak nahee..!!

Bada Bing

8/21/17
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Taking swigs
Continuing to dig
Doing it big

Bada-bing
Crown me I am king
Doing my thing
Toward the fences I swing
My all I bring
Sting like a bee, And knock them out the ring
Ding
Ding 
Ding
It ain't no thing but a chicken wing
They were holding on by a string
Unable to cling
Now in a sling

Few cooler
Or crueler
A little bit of Ferris Bueller
Call me the super duper ruler
Being a doer
Nevermind the rumors
A good sense of humor
Maneuvered
Throughout the sewer
Even when a junior
On a scooter

Gotta Go

Bada Bing,  Bada Boom
My heart goes zoom
When you enter the room

Now feeling kinda weak
My heart skipping beats
The future is suddenly bleak

Now feeling short of breath
Random thoughts of--DEATH !
Which casket will honey select

Sorry I gotta go, see ya later
I know you paid a lot to have
this party catered 
Does anyone have a DEFIBRILLATOR !!??!!
Call 911 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm seeing dead people....
OH, it's grandma !!!!
So BEAUTIFUL !!!!
What ??!!
Honey, is that you ????
NO !!, this is not your fault !!
What ??!!
I didn't finish painting the house ???
I know, I know .....
Alrighty then.. GOTTA GO !!!!!!!
Where's that damn tunnel --
I need to see lights--!!!!
GOTTA GO------G R A N D M A !!!!!!
Are you allowed to bake cookies up there !!!!!
Turn the light on--I'M   C  O    M    I     N      G !!!!!

Things Gone Missing

There once was a flexible stripper
got her nipple caught in a zipper
the fabric flexed
but she was vexed
It got sawed off in the gripper

There once a one-nippled stripper
she lost her nip in a zipper
but she’s still healthy
and now she’s wealthy
‘cause a one-handed fan’s a big tipper

There once was a one handed guy
who saw a loose nipple go by
at the Bada BIng
shoulda heard him sing
he caught the next one on the fly

Now the one-nippled stripper has money
Now the one-handed guy has a honey
you never know
how life will go
You might not miss what you lose ain’t it funny?

Aatma Bal

Tala tala jhardaichu
Jimdai bhayera pani mardaichu
Aafnu jindagi bada 
Mo nai alik sardaichu


Kati din pachi ta manche le malie 
thukkcha
Tei apman bata bachnu mo jasto 
lukcha
Tara je sukai pani hos
Yo sabai le mero mutu dhukcha


Tara j sukai pani hos mo hardina
Maile kosaile pani manparos mo 
telai tardina
Ani Jo sukai le malie chot pugaos
Mo telai kahile mardina mardina

A Sopranos Shakespeare Eden

Adam, my Adam prithee 
answer my plea
Will you join me in savoring 
the 
fruits of yon tree
Eve always cool as home made 
gabagool
Why mess with the bosses' 
one sacred rule

Adam don't accuse me of 
protesting too much
But a kingdom for an apple 
sounds easy enough
Eve there's a lot for us both to 
consider
Like taking advice from one 
prone to slither. 

Adam doth these leaves make 
my lithe form look fat
Eve they cover all the best 
pieces, wad up wit dat?  
Adam thy visage is a Tempest 
of gloom 
Eve I fear we screwed up 
bada-bing bada-boom.  

Adam everything seems 
different betwixt thou and me
Since we ate of the fruit of 
that forbidden tree. 
Twas the promise of equal 
footing Adam forsooth
Eve that snaky rat bastard 
wasn't telling the truth

Bada Bing Cherry

I went to a local Ice Cream Stand.
Located near Market Square.The
sky was clear, and the weather was
fair.This is where I met a girl named
Mary.So I offered up a treat of Old
Fashion Ice Cream.I said'Mary what
is your favorite flavor'? She replied..
'Bada Bing, Bada Bing Cherry'.'My
real true love is my Boyfriend Jerry'.
I left with a broken heart...

Ice Cream Poetry By Kim Robin Edwards
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