Long Bada Poems

Courtesy of Marx (albeit Zeppo, 
Harpo, Groucho, and Chico), whose 
acts (along Seuss iz Zacks Fifth 
Avenue) brought generations of 
laughter to Vaudeville, and then 
the Silver Screen adlibbed, linkedin, 
and ransacked skits zoid material...

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( A sing-along… Ba~ baa~~ bada boom)

If I make a wrong
and you make a wrong 
two wrongs make things worse.

If he makes a wrong
and She makes a wrong
we make these wrongs a curse.

If I give...

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Patradoot or The Messenger  1/Many


English version by Ravindra K Kapoor


I am in meditation for the same God,

Whom you also pray, praise and meditate,

You who is born from my hand and pen,

Have a better destiny...

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Bada Bing,  Bada Boom
My heart goes zoom
When you enter the room

Now feeling kinda weak
My heart skipping beats
The future is suddenly bleak

Now feeling short of breath
Random thoughts of--DEATH !
Which casket will honey select

Sorry I gotta...

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Adam, my Adam prithee 
answer my plea
Will you join me in savoring 
the 
fruits of yon tree
Eve always cool as home made 
gabagool
Why mess with the bosses' 
one sacred rule

Adam don't accuse me of 
protesting too...

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Badabee bada boom

Cabaala vroom vroom

Up in the sky

I fly on my broom

Valleys and vales

Over dry hay bales

On wispy clouds

My twitchy broom sails

By the moonlight dim

Those sighting Grimm

I search far and wide

They’re my next victim

Dissecting their...

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There once was a flexible stripper
got her nipple caught in a zipper
the fabric flexed
but she was vexed
It got sawed off in the gripper

There once a one-nippled stripper
she lost her nip in a zipper
but she’s still...

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What if on a pedestal tall?
As if date trees that tall are,
Shade to no travelling soul,
And hard to fetch, fruits grow far.
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Bada hua to kya hua, jaise lambi khajur,
Panthi ko chaya nahin, phala lage...

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A restaurant chosen
For the family 
A group of seven
The table chosen
The meu in hand

We are choosing meals
Then enjoy a drink
Waiting for our food
Conversation begins
As we are waiting

Our waitress comes
Meals are ordered
Drinking tea, water
Enjoyed ginger ale
Waiting...

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8/21/17
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Taking swigs
Continuing to dig
Doing it big

Bada-bing
Crown me I am king
Doing my thing
Toward the fences I swing
My all I bring
Sting like a bee, And knock them out the ring
Ding
Ding 
Ding
It ain't no thing but a chicken...

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Barmaid Betty
Barmaid Betty's big bouncy boobies
beggar belief, bada bing bada boom.
But being blessed by bountiful breasts
brings burdens, bada bing bada boom.

Backache being barely bearable
by bedtime, bada bing bada boom.
Basically, Betty's beautiful boobs
beguile, bashful blokes, bada bing bada...

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