Best Bada Poems

I went to a local Ice Cream Stand.
Located near Market Square.The
sky was clear, and the weather was
fair.This is where I met a girl named
Mary.So I...

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Christopher's pulse always raced
when faced with anchovy paste
splattered most steady,
tossed like spaghetti
in haste with no time to waste....

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8/21/17
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Taking swigs
Continuing to dig
Doing it big

Bada-bing
Crown me I am king
Doing my thing
Toward the fences I swing
My all I bring
Sting like a bee, And knock them...

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Badabee bada boom

Cabaala vroom vroom

Up in the sky

I fly on my broom

Valleys and vales

Over dry hay bales

On wispy clouds

My twitchy broom sails

By the moonlight dim

Those...

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Adam, my Adam prithee 
answer my plea
Will you join me in savoring 
the 
fruits of yon tree
Eve always cool as home made 
gabagool
Why mess with the...

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Bada Bing,  Bada Boom
My heart goes zoom
When you enter the room

Now feeling kinda weak
My heart skipping beats
The future is suddenly bleak

Now feeling short of...

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A restaurant chosen
For the family 
A group of seven
The table chosen
The meu in hand

We are choosing meals
Then enjoy a drink
Waiting for our food
Conversation begins
As we...

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Patradoot or The Messenger  1/Many


English version by Ravindra K Kapoor


I am in meditation for the same God,

Whom you also pray, praise and meditate,

You who...

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Tala tala jhardaichu
Jimdai bhayera pani mardaichu
Aafnu jindagi bada 
Mo nai alik sardaichu


Kati din pachi ta manche le malie 
thukkcha
Tei apman bata bachnu mo jasto 
lukcha
Tara...

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There once was a flexible stripper
got her nipple caught in a zipper
the fabric flexed
but she was vexed
It got sawed off in the gripper

There once a...

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For My Step Baby Sister, Olayinka Bada

My loving bird, whom I call Ping
Your lovely wing,
Be sure to swing
When to God above we sing
Our adoration songs...

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Courtesy of Marx (albeit Zeppo, 
Harpo, Groucho, and Chico), whose 
acts (along Seuss iz Zacks Fifth 
Avenue) brought generations of 
laughter to Vaudeville, and then...

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Vich Jadon jaanda e,
Bada Mazza aanda e.
Note.Tich Krich Vich.....

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Barmaid Betty
Barmaid Betty's big bouncy boobies
beggar belief, bada bing bada boom.
But being blessed by bountiful breasts
brings burdens, bada bing bada boom.

Backache being barely bearable
by bedtime, bada bing...

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( A sing-along… Ba~ baa~~ bada boom)

If I make a wrong
and you make a wrong 
two wrongs make things worse.

If he makes a wrong
and She...

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