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Barmaid Betty

Barmaid Betty
Barmaid Betty's big bouncy boobies
beggar belief, bada bing bada boom.
But being blessed by bountiful breasts
brings burdens, bada bing bada boom.

Backache being barely bearable
by bedtime, bada bing bada boom.
Basically, Betty's beautiful boobs
beguile, bashful blokes, bada bing bada boom.

Bewitching barmaid Betty became
Belle of the Ball, bada bing bada boom.
31st December 2020

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Brian Sambourne Date: 6/7/2021 8:32:00 PM Another super duper entry! The alliteration soars in your delightful homage to Barmaid Betty. You have a natural flair for creative writing - most definitely! Best wishes, Brian Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 6/8/2021 1:38:00 AM Brian thank you that’s music to my ears. Best wishes sent back… Belle

Alexis Y. Date: 1/6/2021 10:23:00 AM Whew... That was a tongue twister, indeed! You did a great job, Belle. Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 1/6/2021 10:29:00 AM Thank you lots for that Alexis and the best wishes too. Belle :-)

Gershon Wolf Date: 1/2/2021 7:51:00 PM Boom boom de boom // This one's gonna zoom // right up to the top // if Betty's boobies don't pop! Wonderful alliteration there, Belle. ~ Bibi Netanyahu Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 1/4/2021 11:48:00 AM Thank you Gershon, if Betty’s boobies flop. there’s no way she’ll be top of the pops... Belle

Paul Callus Date: 12/31/2020 12:00:00 PM This is definitely a witty bouncy tongue twister, Belle:) bada bing bada boom is such a creative catchy refrain! Happy New Year ~ paul Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/31/2020 2:34:00 PM Thank you for that Paul, appreciated. Best wishes to you too for a Happy New Year ~ Belle

Rico Leffanta Date: 12/31/2020 10:51:00 AM Naught to worry as lads like me are always willing to lend an helping hand! Hau'oli Makahiki Hou! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/31/2020 2:31:00 PM That’s good to know Rico. A Happy New year to you too. ~ Belle

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/31/2020 1:54:00 AM I heard all blokes were singing bada bing bada boom. Pity I can't sing properly. Happy New Year Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/31/2020 5:11:00 AM Ha, I can’t sing either, but I do anyway... Thank you Victor and “Best wishes for the New Year” ~~ Belle

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/31/2020 1:03:00 AM Haha, she should buy a wheel barrow lol. Good luck in the contest and a very happy new year to you. Tom Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/31/2020 5:07:00 AM Ha, good idea Tom that’d take the weight off her shoulders. Thanks for the good luck, a very Happy New Year to you too. Belle