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Bad Hair Day Poems

Bad Hair Day Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of bad hair day poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for bad hair day.

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Premium Member A Prophet with a Twist in his Holster
‘One has to grow hard but without ever losing tenderness.’

	I did not know that my hero was a sex god as well

	But he wrote The Motorcycle Diary without any Zen

‘Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart?’

	Never...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, war,
Form: Ode

Premium Member Street Gossip

Oh Boy: have you all heard the news today 
Mrs Pringle at No 9 is having a bad hair day

Mr Forbes had a shave and, has cut his chin
Ellie by mistake, threw her cat out in the bin

Her at...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, funny, people,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member A Bad Hair Day
What's the big deal? Once combed, all is right in the world again, am I right?

Date written: 10/28/2019...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, perspective, truth,
Form: Monoku
pink tulips with stems -
the beauty of Medusa
before bad hair day

...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, mythology,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Refurbished Fairy Tales: Rapunzel and the really bad hair day
When fairy tales were in fashion, before true love was rare,
A prince wooed a maid who was flaxen and fair.
He came every day and patiently knelt
Before the dark tower wherein his love dwelt.
He'd call out, "Rapunzel, oh, show me you...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, humor,
Form: Light Verse

Goldie Dreadlocks
Who’s been wearing my house slippers,
I wanna know
Somebody’s been steaming up
my bathroom shower window

I wanna know
who’s been sleeping in my bed
Leaving on my pillow,
golden strands of their nappy head

Who done ate the rest of
my leftover roast
Who done scarfed down the...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, fantasy, hair, humorous, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Rethinking things
When you can’t wait to retire
and deem death your only true ally,
When children get on your nerves
and you rush through 
the family dinner to be left alone,
When a sermon tries your patience
and a speech makes you restive,
When you keep hankering
after...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, introspection,
Form: Free verse
My Funny Valentine
I love you like a four-year-old 
loves playing Hunt the Thimble: 
I want you like Inspector Gerard 
wants cuffs on Richard Kimble. 

As Mork has eyes for Mindy, I 
am crazy, too - no, loonier! 
But, to ensnare you, I'll...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, valentines day,
Form: Rhyme
Bad Hair Day
Today my hair had a mind of its own,
being in the static electricity zone,
put in some mousse,
still looked uncouth,
walking around like an Alfalfa clone.

11-17-16...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, hair, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A BAD HAIR DAY
This is a verse, not a song,
Let's gaze on the face of Agamemnon,
For ten years, he had stayed away,
Finally, he arrived home one day,
Yes, away to Troy he'd roamed,
The warrior king made it home,
But, he had been playing away,
His Queenie...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, boyfriend, death, husband, inspirational, irony, wife, drug,
Form: Free verse
I’d deem today as 
my gloomiest day ever
I feel doomed but nay
ill-fated but otherwise
aye, having a bad hair day!

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Categories: bad hair day, day, hair,
Form: Tanka
In tiny steps i climbed aloft
With chambermaid and pepper pot.
To see the Wizzle of the Snad
Make umphle of the ichybad.
'Tis oft the beast that burdens both 
The hunter and the Gruffalo,
For from its jaggy jagged jaws
Drool dripping on its mighty...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, funny, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Red Faced Moon
                      Red Faced Moon

What have we done to make the moon blush?
Thrown accolades and love poems,
blamed her for the...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, moon,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Bad Hair day - so I am hitting the bottle
I woke up this morning and my hair was such a mess
Its grey roots are showing through - oh dear I must confess
This lovely shade of titian red it really isn’t mine
But when I get the colour on I just...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, beauty, hair, humorous, mum,
Form: Rhyme
Another has Fallen
Harsh words were uttered 
In mean spirited ways 
Her mother tried to reason 
But Susan wanted the stage
Her mind was all clouded
With hatred and outrage
As she let more words out, 
During her messy rampage
Then shattered some dishes 
And rushed out...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, child,
Form: I do not know?

There was a young lady named Fairday
On Monday she had a bad hair day
She twisted and clipped
But it flopped and it flipped
That poor young lady named Fairday.

She let her hair down
But she looked like a clown
Then she wailed...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, fun,
Form: Limerick
My Love
Driving on a lonely road slowly going no where.
Thinking about all the good times that we use to share.
Listening to all our favorite songs on the radio.
I still can’t believe that u were the first to go.

Feeling all alone as...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, farewell, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Just In Case
We should always be prepared for a just in 
case situation. You would say- just in case
for what? I will tell you - just in case for 

Just in case you want to cry - be prepared to
smile. Just in...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, humorous, today,
Form: Free verse
Attitude Adjustment
My eyes open
Am I alive?
Yes, I decide,
Peering in the mirror,
I just feel dead.
I stumble into the kitchen
Seeking my morning miracle
But coffee doesn't do its job.

Back in the bathroom,
Make-up is futile and
To add to my misery
It's a bad hair day!

Checking the...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, thank you,
Form: Narrative
Health Care System
My sentiments, your entirety
my bad hair day, your inquirin' me
why it is so and I just 
would rather respond with  same blushed
integrity I just saw in the double
amputee has uncontrolled diabetes.

System says non-compliant
code for hasn't finances
to deal, so will...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, health, integrity,
Form: Rhyme
Bad Hair Day
(Written in the voice of the Bride of Frankenstein)

Where did you get your hair done, Cruella

My beast fancies a streak of vanilla

  Flames from your hair dryer?

  What brand? I won't buy 'er!

That hair contraption could be a...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, funny, hair,
Form: Limerick
don't cry over a reply
I consider myself a student of human nature
and 'tis all too  true
i wonder what you women do
women precisely...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, angstlife, women, dream, dream, life, women,
Form: Free verse
What a day
Sue’s bad hair day, ripped dress, tight shoes, drop rings,
parents share our cabs, fluff vows,
cold lunch, wonderful night

...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, wedding
Form: Kimo
A Bad Hair Day
Walking around my parent's house in the morning
With a bed hair that is breaking down
My mother is in the kitchen scorning
Before I knew it I was wearing a gown...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, funny
Form: Rhyme
A Bad Hair Day
Women, seize me; don’t shun me.
For my mane designed by birth –
No bad hair day, I’m bald up top!
Scalp shining in manly mirth.

© January 16, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
...Read More
Categories: bad hair day, funny
Form: Chastushka