Diane Locksley Poet Limerick

Bad Hair Day

(Written in the voice of the Bride of Frankenstein)

Where did you get your hair done, Cruella

My beast fancies a streak of vanilla

  Flames from your hair dryer?

  What brand? I won't buy 'er!

That hair contraption could be a killa



Written for the Techno-Limericks Contest

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Pandita Sietesantos June 30, 2014 at 3:53 PM Hehehehe, Diane, I enjoyed this very humorous piece immensely! Very witty write!

Wilma Neels December 4, 2011 at 9:34 PM Quite enjoyed your wit in this one Diane and I see congratulations is in order as well ;-) love Wilma

Carol Sunshine Brown November 16, 2011 at 11:40 AM Congratulations on your win in the Techno-Limerick contest Diane. Love, Carol

Black Eyed Susan November 15, 2011 at 8:30 AM congrats on your win! a creative limerick w/great dialogue :)

Poet Destroyer A November 11, 2011 at 1:03 AM DIANE~;-) CONGRATULATIONS, WITH YOUR entry FOR CAROLYN, TECHNO LIMERICK* Have a wonderful VETERANS DAY @;- GOD BLESS,..p.d.

John Freeman November 10, 2011 at 5:01 PM Diane, great job, congrats on your second place gem. Nice to see your limerick make the big time. smile. Way to go girl. Agape, Moses

Gwendolen Song November 10, 2011 at 4:13 PM Diana---too hot, thos blow-dryin' write....love it and glad to see this creativity took u to the top! Cruella......ha ha ha ha. You are crackin' me up!! GWendolen

November 10, 2011 at 3:34 PM Diane, enjoyed your funny, creative limerick very much. Congratulations on your win and thanks for joining in on the fun. Alexa

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer November 10, 2011 at 10:09 AM Diane-This is so creative! Congrats. on your win!

Carrie Richards November 10, 2011 at 8:28 AM Love it!! (I will blame my hair dryer for my witch-look !!) Congratulations on a funny clever poem!

Carolyn Devonshire November 10, 2011 at 8:13 AM Congratulations on taking second place in our limerick contest, Diane. Your poem is very creative and witty! Love the "streak of vanilla" line and your creative rhyme scheme. The competition was stiff, so all who placed had to be in the top tier of both Alexa's and my rankings. Love, Carolyn

Jack Horne November 7, 2011 at 9:31 AM Love this witty piece, Diane

Charles Henderson October 29, 2011 at 12:22 PM I think is probably a typo but in my contest blog you mentioned a limerick. The contest is for haiku.