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Bad Hair Day

(Written in the voice of the Bride of Frankenstein)

Where did you get your hair done, Cruella

My beast fancies a streak of vanilla

  Flames from your hair dryer?

  What brand? I won't buy 'er!

That hair contraption could be a killa



Written for the Techno-Limericks Contest

Copyright © Diane Locksley | Year Posted 2011

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Pandita Sietesantos Date: 6/30/2014 3:53:00 PM Hehehehe, Diane, I enjoyed this very humorous piece immensely! Very witty write! Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 12/4/2011 9:34:00 PM Quite enjoyed your wit in this one Diane and I see congratulations is in order as well ;-) love Wilma Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 11/16/2011 11:40:00 AM Congratulations on your win in the Techno-Limerick contest Diane. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Black Eyed Susan Date: 11/15/2011 8:30:00 AM congrats on your win! a creative limerick w/great dialogue :) Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 11/11/2011 1:03:00 AM DIANE~;-) CONGRATULATIONS, WITH YOUR entry FOR CAROLYN, TECHNO LIMERICK* Have a wonderful VETERANS DAY @;- GOD BLESS,..p.d. Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 11/10/2011 5:01:00 PM Diane, great job, congrats on your second place gem. Nice to see your limerick make the big time. smile. Way to go girl. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Gwendolen Song Date: 11/10/2011 4:13:00 PM Diana---too hot, thos blow-dryin' write....love it and glad to see this creativity took u to the top! Cruella......ha ha ha ha. You are crackin' me up!! GWendolen Login to Reply

Date: 11/10/2011 3:34:00 PM Diane, enjoyed your funny, creative limerick very much. Congratulations on your win and thanks for joining in on the fun. Alexa Login to Reply

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 11/10/2011 10:09:00 AM Diane-This is so creative! Congrats. on your win! Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 11/10/2011 8:28:00 AM Love it!! (I will blame my hair dryer for my witch-look !!) Congratulations on a funny clever poem! Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 11/10/2011 8:13:00 AM Congratulations on taking second place in our limerick contest, Diane. Your poem is very creative and witty! Love the "streak of vanilla" line and your creative rhyme scheme. The competition was stiff, so all who placed had to be in the top tier of both Alexa's and my rankings. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 11/7/2011 9:31:00 AM Love this witty piece, Diane Login to Reply

Charles Henderson Date: 10/29/2011 12:22:00 PM I think is probably a typo but in my contest blog you mentioned a limerick. The contest is for haiku. Login to Reply