A Bad Hair Day

Women, seize me; don’t shun me.
For my mane designed by birth –
No bad hair day, I’m bald up top!
Scalp shining in manly mirth.

© January 16, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Kendrick Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
Guzzi Avatar
January 28, 2011 at 1:05 PM
You know I thought this "sounded" like a Russian!! next thing he'd say is pass the vodka! Congrad's on your win! Light & Love
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January 28, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Andrea! Of course I was funning with ya'll! This is a limerick, you know! LOL I am not a bald man...Dane ANN! lol
Brown Avatar
January 28, 2011 at 4:05 AM
Congratulations on your win Dane Ann. Love, Carol
George   Avatar
January 28, 2011 at 3:01 AM
Congrat's on your big win, Dane Ann. Lainie
Calhoun Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 10:30 PM
Hi Mrs. Clean - LOL! This made me laugh. Hey - look at all the $$$ you're saving on combs, hair sprays, gels and brushes. Congratulations on your WIN in Rick's "Bad Hair Day" contest. Best wishes, Kory
Dietrich Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 7:50 PM
Gosh, are you funning with us? this is surea good one for the contest. Congrats on your win. LUv, Andrea
Roberts Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 6:57 PM
congrats on your win in the contest Dane
Anderson Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Congratulations on your win in the contest...Jimmy
Mehta Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 6:40 PM
Congratulations on the HM win in the contest of Rick, Dane
Johnson Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 6:37 PM
Congratualtions Dane Ann. Great job. Love, Joyce
Sweetheart Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Congrats Dane Ann on your HM in the Bad Hair Day contest ..enjoy your special honor for a special piece ..my friend with luv..
Poet Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Congratulations Dane on your HM win in the contest of Rick!---kashinath
Guzzi Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 6:44 AM
funny Danie! Light & Love
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