Back End Emissions

My back end emissions have yet to reach Point eight on the Richter Scale A magnitude that easily destroys big buildings Or drives locomotives off the rail Most of the time they're silent but deadly The kind that can make people mute I've also heard that a man in Kansas City Let one fly and it blew off his suit Now that's what I call a powerful emission Hope one day to blow a point eight I'll be able to rest with my life's work done Sure hope it doesn't trigger a quake! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 9/28/2013 4:21:00 PM
This is humorous and very creative. You took an embarrassing moment and made it funny so the reader can smile. nice job
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/28/2013 6:56:00 PM
Tis to laugh as they say! Glad you got a tickle out of it! Thanks for dropping by my dear Robin! Hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 6/23/2013 7:34:00 PM
Ah, yes, the infamous Richter levels, and do you think you would reach those high marks as a massive earthquake? Those back end emissions can be deadly, especially those silent burning ones! I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, if you know anything about back end emissions...I hate to admit it but I have had my share like anyone else! I truly loved reading this enlightening poem this evening! What a powerful full powered piece, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/28/2013 6:55:00 PM
Gotta watch out for those silent burning ones! LOL
Date: 6/23/2013 2:36:00 PM
you knocked me of my chair, keith.... fun write!..?) huggs
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/28/2013 6:53:00 PM
Hope you didn't hurt yourself dear Nette! LOL Hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 6/23/2013 1:09:00 PM
OMG! LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/28/2013 6:52:00 PM
LOL Love your reaction Judy! Big hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 6/23/2013 8:52:00 AM
Hubby Especially loves this one. Read my 'Along Came a Spider'... it's full of potty humor... Dragon IS a potty humor lover, too.
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Date: 9/28/2013 6:51:00 PM
Glad Mike got a kick out of it too! LOL xoxoxoxox
Date: 6/23/2013 8:20:00 AM
yeah amazing piece u've got Jack. have a great day...ELAI
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/28/2013 6:50:00 PM
Silly nonsense eh! LOL Hugs, Jack xoxox
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