Does Your Back End Waddle

Does your back end waddle like a duck? Does your rear sway from side to side? Is there a huge rumbling when sitting down With large ripples in your hide? Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie Or that box of chocolates you consumed At times I see you down a large size pizza Without taking a breath until June! There is a cure for this age old problem It's called pushing away from the table But it sure takes a lot of intestinal fortitude For some of us we're just not able! Do you ever get really discouraged And think perhaps you're losing your mind You're definitely in the majority today The country's sliding in the brine! There's still hope for all us tubby people But we really must try to persevere Forego that second large piece of apple pie And a trimmer you will appear!