Back End Emmisions

My back end emissions have yet to reach Point eight on the Richter Scale A magnitude that easily destroys large buildings Or drives locomotives off the rail Most of the time they're silent but deadly The kind that can make people mute I've also heard that a man in Kansas City Let one fly and it blew off his suit Now that's what I call a powerful emission Hope one day to blow a point eight I'll be able to rest with my life's work done Sure hope it doesn't trigger a quake!

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Date: 12/1/2016 7:59:00 AM
Do you have a catalytic convertor?//A methane gas inverter?//Take an emissions test//might be the best//though you may destroy their alert-er! BLAST AWAY JACKSON!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/1/2016 8:07:00 AM
Destroyed more than one, "alert-er"!!! LOL ROCK ON JOHN JOHN!!!
Date: 12/1/2016 7:57:00 AM
Ha! Hi Jack. Love it, and laughed. And I didn't even know what was coming - I read the title, and thought, "Oh, that sounds good," based on the sound and cadence alone. Cheers, Doug.
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Doug Vinson
Date: 12/1/2016 3:33:00 PM
"Backendy Missions" or "Bakkendemisians" - it just rolls off the tongue so nicely....
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/1/2016 8:05:00 AM
LOL So the title grabbed you eh!!! Glad to hear my silliness gave you a giggle!!! Cheers, Jack
Date: 12/1/2016 7:21:00 AM
Maybe Father Christmas can benefit from some of that gas during his delivery schedule lol.....you still amuse Jack and I haven't been here awhile. Regards Shaz
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/1/2016 7:34:00 AM
"benefit from some of that gas" lol!!! Welcome back dear friend!!! Love, Santa xxx
Date: 12/1/2016 7:14:00 AM
ha ha ha I love a good farty poem and this is a VERY good example lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/1/2016 7:33:00 AM
I KNEW would get a charge out of this one dear sis!!! LOL Love, Jackson xxx
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