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Funny Angst Poems

These Funny Angst poems are examples of Angst poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Angst Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Behind the Clown’s Big Smile
It’s time for you to perform.
Your big smile’s painted on.
Smile, oh, clown, keep smiling.
You can do it. C’mon!

Hold your tears till later
for when the make-up's...

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Categories: angst,



Work Harder: A Collection of Today’s New Stories
1.)
Gutter bed for a hope held ransom, 
Three bottles opened, 
Drunk reflections of my mirror got me feeling handsome. 
Can’t go a day. 
I can’t...

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© R.P. Grcic  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, age, angst, anxiety,

Pushed
And even SHOVED I say!
For the love of my life threw me away.
It happened too fast--
Quicker than a flash--
And now, alone in the bed, I...

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Categories: angst, betrayal, emotions, funny,

April Is When
April is when.
I should have worn sandals with no socks. 
Let water flow. 
Between my toes. 
Making them cold. 
But they will dry quickly. 

April...

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Categories: angst, friendship,

Premium Member Contorting Himself Like a Ball
Contorting himself like a ball
He rolled all the way to the wall.
When asked as to why,
He’d simply reply,
“In moving this way, I won’t fall.”
...

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Categories: analogy, angst, anxiety, funny,



Myself
My brain hurts.
In sync.
With itself.
I could be…
Inside. 
With no windows. 
But they give me a window anyway. 

My heart sits.
When I am screaming. 
But also...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, depression, me,

Premium Member Dumping Ground
Bringing your troubles; like I was your dumping ground
Walked away with my life without as much as an amen
No words spoken, until my happiness drowned...

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Categories: angst, betrayal, corruption, extended

Whatever, this was dumb anyway
Always messing up
When I feel so upset
Going all in way too hard
To lose another stupid bet

Losing all my hard earned money
Yet again I am robbed...

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Categories: anger, angst, dark, depression,

Love story
Love story

This isn't a fairly tail ! 
Love story are  no joke 
This is not a sleeping beauty kind of story 
Nor beauty and...

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Categories: angst, art, break up,

Premium Member God Is Missing; A Ghost Story
God is missing,                      ...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, cheer up, crazy,

Premium Member UNINSPIRED
Here I sit again uninspired
No pencil no pen no keyboard desired
I have to write or I have to play
It is my life but just not...

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Categories: angst, appreciation, poetry,

So not funny
No so funny, man,
Feeding me spam,
Morbidly yours, all right,
More verbs, how blight,
Don't waste your words,
You're beyond absurd,
Negative chaff and chatter,
Really does not matter,
Get over yourself,...

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Categories: angst, divorce, fate, husband,

Premium Member I Followed The Path
I followed the path because I recognised it
as the path that followed me
sunlight made the pebbles paler 
as I made them darker like a shadow

I...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, depression, introspection,

The Rain
I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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Categories: angst, depression, funny, garden,

Premium Member You lay sleeping
You lay sleeping, and I, awake, focus on you’re steady breathing in hopes it will lull me into at very least a meditative trance, if...

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Categories: angst, funny, people, sleep,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things