Funny Angst Poems

A pair of lips will say anything.
...but alas if its negative words a pair of feet can turn and walk-away?

Or just fall on the floor...

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Watch the news
Any of them
Biden tries to make sense
Trump pushes the limits
Gaza wants a Big Mac
Israel wants revenge
Elections are just funny
The world is short a...

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Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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Son, don't stand there with that cold stare and judge me
When I twist the cap and pour a glass and tilt my head gently

Just know...

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'You are right' I wrote
Meaningless and ignored
Just about a NY Times game
But what about 'Hi, I'm home'?
I miss pleasantries out all the time
It could be...

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We are at an impasse
There's nothing I can say
at this point I think you're 
better off if I just go away

I tried to talk to...

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I am recovering my mojo, though I have almost no hair
That damn Chemo stuff took it away, and one day it was not there

And it...

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Maybe I need solitude 
Romance requires work to do
Am I up to loving true
Is it enough to love you

Perhaps my muse is my mate
The onyx...

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You told me I belong to you
That you know I love you true
But darling I’m not a succulent plant
What’s a chocolate woman to do

Love is...

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I can only be one.

The funny one.

The kind one.

Or even the silly one.

But I’m just the crazy one.

In every group I try.

But I always give...

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f i am supposed to love you

If i am to love you for the little things
I cannot seem to make you see me the same
I...

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I’m tired.
When I say that,
people ask me,
“How much sleep did you get?”
They tell me,
“Go to bed earlier then!”
I joke and say that I try,
or I...

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There was a young turkey named Sam
Whose favorite food was sweet ham.
Though kept as a pet
He could not forget
Thanksgiving Day might be a scam!

Though liked...

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Write from...

Write about the order of date and time
Write about the confusion of our thoughts

Write about the deafening buzz of doubt
Write about drying tears

Write about...

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