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Funny Angst Poems

These Funny Angst poems are examples of Angst poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Angst Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member God Is Missing A Ghost Story
God is missing,                      ...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, cheer up, crazy,

Premium Member UNINSPIRED
Here I sit again uninspired
No pencil no pen no keyboard desired
I have to write or I have to play
It is my life but just not...

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Categories: angst, appreciation, poetry,
So not funny
No so funny, man,
Feeding me spam,
Morbidly yours, all right,
More verbs, how blight,
Don't waste your words,
You're beyond absurd,
Negative chaff and chatter,
Really does not matter,
Get over yourself,...

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Categories: angst, divorce, fate, husband,
Premium Member I Followed The Path
I followed the path because I recognised it
as the path that followed me
sunlight made the pebbles paler 
as I made them darker like a shadow

I...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, depression, introspection,
The Rain
I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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Categories: angst, depression, funny, garden,

Premium Member You lay sleeping
You lay sleeping, and I, awake, focus on you’re steady breathing in hopes it will lull me into at very least a meditative trance, if...

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Categories: angst, funny, people, sleep,
Premium Member analogy lips and feet---
A pair of lips will say anything.
...but alas if its negative words a pair of feet can turn and walk-away?

Or just fall on the floor...

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Categories: analogy, angst, anxiety, betrayal,
Premium Member Whatever
Watch the news
Any of them
Biden tries to make sense
Trump pushes the limits
Gaza wants a Big Mac
Israel wants revenge
Elections are just funny
The world is short a...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, life, world,
Premium Member Make No Mistake We All Make Mistakes
Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, character, funny, hilarious,
Premium Member Gormless Sue Part two

I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,
A Lil' Nip
Son, don't stand there with that cold stare and judge me
When I twist the cap and pour a glass and tilt my head gently

Just know...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, drink, father
Premium Member The power of the words said on sight of you
'You are right' I wrote
Meaningless and ignored
Just about a NY Times game
But what about 'Hi, I'm home'?
I miss pleasantries out all the time
It could be...

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Categories: angst,
Premium Member Impasse
We are at an impasse
There's nothing I can say
at this point I think you're 
better off if I just go away

I tried to talk to...

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© Sam Harty  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, love,
Premium Member How to Get Out of the Funk
I am recovering my mojo, though I have almost no hair
That damn Chemo stuff took it away, and one day it was not there

And it...

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Categories: angst, cancer, health, heartbreak,
Premium Member Second thought heart
Maybe I need solitude 
Romance requires work to do
Am I up to loving true
Is it enough to love you

Perhaps my muse is my mate
The onyx...

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Categories: angst, funny love,

Book: Shattered Sighs