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Funny Angst Poems

These Funny Angst poems are examples of Angst poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Angst Funny poems written by international poets.

Is This What Love Is
Those soft tendrils of skin grazing my being
Taking in my form whole
Accepting me as I was
Using me as I was

When did love turn to deceit...

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Categories: abuse, angst, anxiety, body,

i hate me
why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny

but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...

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Categories: angst, birth, cry, growing

A liar was 
Lying on the road
And being lied
By some professional liars. 

May 9/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe 
       Mussabwa Chris

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Categories: 12th grade, angst, funny,

Lavrov Says Casus Belli Part 1
(after Ginsberg)

The words flash across the screen
I think I need a cigarette; it's twilight in the Tauride garden
A real war might start any day as

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Categories: america, angst, anxiety, literature,

Premium Member Wiggles And Squirms
There once was a boy who ate worms
enthralled by their wiggles and squirms,
but the juicy ones
oft gave him the runs;
the stain on his trousers confirms.




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Categories: angst, cute, fantasy, funny,

Premium Member In a Story Book
In a story book, I got stuck
and couldn’t find a way to break free. 
What a lousy day, just my luck!
Wondered why this happened to...

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Categories: angst, books, fairy, feelings,

I got friggin heebie jeebies
I got friggin heebie jeebies

Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si
hence impossible mission 
to be lovey dove...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, betrayal, community,

Premium Member Laughing my head off - in Trump's own words
So what I kept some stuff
A few small keepsakes, merely fluff
They make such noise, so much dumb fuss
Their indignation careening like a bus.

Now they think...

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Categories: america, angst, funny, humor,

Premium Member The Sting of Spring
   I sulk in solace by the ember’s glow
of warming hearths that temper to the bone
then wait in earnest ‘til the thaw of...

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Categories: angst, funny, spring,

Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult
Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult

Yours truly (an amazingly,
gracefully, and markedly modest
passively aging baby boomer -
formerly introverted long haired
pencil necked geek),
prattling wordsmith...

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Categories: angst, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Manic pixie dream girl say
"Have you heard this record?"
Manic pixie dream girl says
"Let me save you with this record" 
Let me put the head phones...

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Categories: angst, break up,

There is Beauty in the Ugly
I sing of the afternoon of life, 
Of beaches shifting in such tiny ways;
Throes of death is what they are,
Under the light of a softly...

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Categories: angst,

Premium Member The Gigantic Boy
I knew a boy, who was a giant
He was on a council of miants

He was boisterous
A cute fool to us

So he left out of his,...

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Categories: absence, angst, boy, cute,

Give it up for the stars of your show
a title that you lost long ago!
Give up your spots
turn in your one shot
because someone more relevant...

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Categories: anger, angst, anti bullying,


There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread

A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine


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Categories: angst, bereavement, conflict, death,