Pushed

And even SHOVED I say! For the love of my life threw me away. It happened too fast-- Quicker than a flash-- And now, alone in the bed, I lay. Oh, but she couldn't just let things be, Couldn't find it in her to set me free, For she pushed and shoved Then kissed and hugged And left me to wonder, "What are we?" And not five minutes later-- That hussy! That traitor!-- Found aloft the one I called friend That day two relationships she did tend For it was him, not me, who could sate her. With my shock and anger, I sat Doing my best not to look back Then I looked up to the fan Slapped my face in my hand And said, "God, I need a new cat."