Allegedly Poems

Wanted

...Arrest warrant issued on 21 November 2024. Accused Last name: Netanyahu. Accused First name: Benjamin.
Charges: Allegedly responsible for the war crimes of starvation as a method of warfare and of i...

Emollient

...
Pushing the envelope outside the box
if only here to accentuate
the many ways in which
emu may emulate
by delivering nutrients' benefits
and what's more
help repair with anti-aging hy...

Kathmandu

...
I've never been to Kathmandu
it's highly unlikely I'm ever going to
and I don't consider macaques the least bit holy
while some there choose so to do
tho' they may be Nepalese aristocra...

We're Probably Getting Back Together Soon

...
My phone died this week.
I’ve ordered a new one—
I’d like to say I’ve enjoyed the silence,
just lo-fi music playing, slipping into a flow state.
But I’d be lying.

Only a handful of friends t...

Yorick 'tis Not, Alas

...
Tho' not with a dagger in the library
nor candlestick in the conservatory
someone done the dirty deed
and yet of bodies none were found
perhaps the evidence had been concealed
interred...

AH MUSIC

...The music from an award’s show for music
Shatters the peace of a moment’s respite
Words shouted in a rattled cadence
Battle the blaring of the backup screamers
The allegedly soothing refrain chok...

There's a dead horse in my bathtub

...I resist the urge to write of what I allegedly know for I am unsure of where I gathered the information and therefor unsure of whether I know it or not.  As you can see this poses a strange conundrum...

Allegedly Intelligent

...
If AI wrote it
It has stolen from all of us
for it has neither intelligence
nor creativity
it is a plagiarist...

Sunday February 2nd, 2025 Groundhog Day

...Sunday February 2nd, 2025 Groundhog Day

Location: Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. First held on February 2, 1887 prognosticating how many more weeks of winter weather without a shado...

Martyred for Freedom

...Masha Amini was an Iranian woman who was kept captive in jail for clamoring for Women’s Rights. Later she died in police custody under suspicious circumstances. Her death led to widespread civil ...

LAWLESS LAW'S

...Laws of Motion

First law:  An object at rest will stay there wondering how it got there while the object in motion will wander wondering how do I get there.

Second Law:  Force will often cause ...

Hat Stand

...Hat Stand

I call my oak hat stand who 
I don’t hang hats on 
Mr Admiral Confused and also 
Not Able to 
Think With Clarity. The east corner of 
my bedroom was where my 
old hat stand alleged...

Anxiety

...{"MY dance in the downpour was cut short, though, even for a second I felt my worries glide off from the tips of my fingers as the precipitation stuck against the flesh of my skin. My heart palpitate...

My Wife

...ll, to the contrary,
You taught me perversion
I lived with you on the naval base
And, in the bathroom
Under the toilet was ...
Your Cherry magazine
I was a child
No wonder why I do not trust you around MY WIFE

You were married to my mother
You were "allegedly" a pastor
You were not
You were a pervert
No wonder why I do not trust you around MY WIFE

You robbed the church and ran off
Leaving me to take care of my mother
I did the work to cl...

persnickety aunts provide provocative audience

...persnickety aunts probably authored private annuals
providing all plebes and prospects a polite answer
allowing provocative avid public a peek
at potential artistic playgrounds amid positive attit...

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