Short Allegedly Poems

If AI wrote it
It has stolen from all of us
for it has neither intelligence
nor creativity
it is a plagiarist...

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Madame Déficit

Marie Antoinette
Convicted corrupt coquette
"Let them eat cake" she allegedly said
Revolutionaries roared "off with her head!"...

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   In Gaza, Israel fights a weird war
     It’s not so much about eliminating an enemy

   as it is about preventing the enemy 
     from killing the civilians it’s allegedly protecting

...

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Dredging Trump and Hedging

For things about Trump did start dredging;
As usual his supporters had been hedging;
Is dimwitted;
Be committed;
Always doing bad things are all allegedly.

Jim Horn...

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Women are supposedly very good at multitasking
Men are not, which allegedly is our biggest crime
But if women are truly capable of multitasking
Why can’t they have a headache and sex at the same time?...

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Hat Stand

I call my oak hat stand who 
I don’t hang hats on 
Mr Admiral Confused and also 
Not Able to 
Think With Clarity. The east corner of 
my bedroom was where my 
old hat stand allegedly
beat up the 
old pedestal fan.
...

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Damaging
Obstinate 
Misogynistic
Ideological
Narcissistic 
Irrational
Conceited 

Crazed
Unbalanced
Malfeasance 
Misinformation 
Irresponsible 
Nasty
Gollum-ous
Sod...

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Allegedly human, my flesh
not of the sky or spirit, but earth
took a lover.  He was as warm
as the hound dog that sleeps
at the end of my bed most nights.

He was a human as I am.
The flesh, certainly weak,
gives way to press flesh,
the earth moves, the spirit
laughs lightly, by the way....

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An Alliigator's Fine Final Finale
A fairy fractured forever alleged an assault from former friend
Frenzied and angry, fairy father argued at fairy’s arraignment
Forever fractured, assaulted fearless fairy fought friend’s aliases.
Alligator allegedly assaulted former friend, as a fine final finale....

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It's not my fault
I'm not to blame
You have no proof
I will show no shame

I am a father of four
And you accuse me of this
I'm internally destroyed
To get your wish

Figures and statistics
For crimes you can't solve
Let's pick on the innocent
Your conscience resolved

To hell with my future
As you walk away
Another bent system
And I am your play...

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A young girl who never knew love
Prayed Heavenly Father Above
But just like cancer
There was no answer
Her blood marks where push came to shove

* "Suffer" (Mark 10:14) was a very poor
choice of words as another little
girl was allegedly found locked in 
a pet carrier with duct tape over 
her mouth and nose after being
abused and starved to death by
her obese foster parents. ...

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1.Dr rizwan ko chemical pilwaya..
2.Maqsod chaprasi ko chemical pilwaya..
3.Dono ko kaisay achanak heart attack aya??
The end of Ayyan Ali investigations,Ejaz Ch.the customs Inspector who arrested her at airport has been shot dead for allegedly getting his hands on key evidences which were to be presented in court,a death reward for his honesty..
Note.Honesty is the worst Policy..
1.Drink.2.Drugs.3.Fire.Game Over.....

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persnickety aunts probably authored private annuals
providing all plebes and prospects a polite answer
allowing provocative avid public a peek
at potential artistic playgrounds amid positive attitudes
plentiful alluring prancing and allegiance provided
amid persnickety aunts pleasing astronomical prospects
allegedly pleasant as polite aunties possibly assent
plebes always providing appreciative provocative audience...

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Coke and Waccy Baccy,
Allegedly so much more, 
It appears some members
Think they’re above the law.
They’re calling in the Police
So we’ll perhaps learn 
Will justice fail
Or will any found guilty
Serve time in jail.
The most corrupt Government 
I have ever seen.
Boris the philanderer got away
With “misleading” the Queen.
If we’re all in this together
I’d like to know just why
Some of our so called equals
Have their fingers in the pie....

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A brave archer many say he was
At first alone in the woods
Man or myth is the question we ask
Then he stole priceless goods

His band of rogue thieves 
Also known as the Merry Men
Aiding him on his missions
No one really knows where or when

A friar and a fair lady
Are those he allegedly met
His adventures were so thrilling
His name we will not forget

Sir Robin of Loxley 
Was his formal name
But the title of Robin Hood
Is what earned him his fame...

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A Florida man and home raider,
hid from cops in a lake; met a gator.
He came to real harm
when it bit off his arm,
and he died not very much later.


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Actual headline: "Florida man killed by alligator while hiding from cops"

Matthew Riggins, 22, was fatally chomped by an 11-foot gator after allegedly breaking into a home then hiding from cops in Barefoot Bay lake. When police found him, the 22-year-old was missing part of his arm....

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In a boat
Rowing around the moat
Of my family’s latest castle

The one with towers and a flag with a tassel
And it really seems to me a lot of hassle
That the drawbridge is up and not down

The water’s very brown
I could drown

* based on Prince Magnus of Sweden, who nearly drowned during the construction of the castle drawbridge (another time, he allegedly leapt into the moat believing he saw a mermaid).

18th May, Jack Horne for Nette’s Trois par Huit a Bridge contest...

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