Adult Humor Poems - Poems about Adult Humor

...There once was a known lady of vice Who charged for her moist pie by the slice Famous men would holler Down many a dollar To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss ......Read More

...Donald had never seen Daisy this way His sexy woman was ready to play! She is bad to the bone Sensuous pix on her phone A video made her swish and sashay! Daisy Duck entered Donald J. Duck’s d......Read More

...Slobbering kisses ain't so bad and slippery tongues are grand to be had. Tender touches with back sliding hands are caressingly shivering and sensually rad. Warm oil rubbings from head to feet ......Read More

...These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch Honeymoon Not-So-Sweet, or, Clyde Lied! (a limerick for adults and older teens) by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who......Read More

...Ding – dong Good day Madame, I am here today with a purpose. I wish to make your life easier. Here in this box Is the answer to every problem You have ever had. What is it, you say? I will......Read More

...The judge had slammed his gavel To quiet the noisy crowd For when the man had risen The room got way too loud The sentence must be handed To satisfy the crime So now the man is fated To give t......Read More

...No taste as sweet As liquid love It’s desire in a jar Just pour it out Upon your dish A tempting treat by far Just let it ooze Let it cover Every morsel, every bite So pour it out Upon your......Read More

...Men are strong of the body, you’ll find Stressing an importance of their size While women, gentler and fairer, too Can still overpower us guys They have this thing, a power, I’d say To control......Read More