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Adult Humor Poems - Poems about Adult Humor

Adult Humor Poems - Examples of all types of poems about adult humor to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for adult humor.

There Once Was a Known Lady of Vice
...There once was a known lady of vice Who charged for her moist pie by the slice Famous men would holler Down many a dollar To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss ......Read More
Categories: adult humor, happy, humor, lust, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sexy Daisy Duck Seduces Donald
...Donald had never seen Daisy this way His sexy woman was ready to play! She is bad to the bone Sensuous pix on her phone A video made her swish and sashay! Daisy Duck entered Donald J. Duck’s d......Read More
Categories: adult humor, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member It's All Good
...Slobbering kisses ain't so bad and slippery tongues are grand to be had. Tender touches with back sliding hands are caressingly shivering and sensually rad. Warm oil rubbings from head to feet ......Read More
Categories: adult humor, hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual,
Form: Rhyme
Clyde Lied
...These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch Honeymoon Not-So-Sweet, or, Clyde Lied! (a limerick for adults and older teens) by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who......Read More
Categories: adult humor, animal, desire, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A Must Have (Adult Humor)
...Ding – dong Good day Madame, I am here today with a purpose. I wish to make your life easier. Here in this box Is the answer to every problem You have ever had. What is it, you say? I will......Read More
Categories: adult humor, happiness, imagination
Form: Free verse
Country Court (Adult Humor)
...The judge had slammed his gavel To quiet the noisy crowd For when the man had risen The room got way too loud The sentence must be handed To satisfy the crime So now the man is fated To give t......Read More
Categories: adult humor, funny, imagination,
Form: Quatrain
Caramel (Adult Humor)
...No taste as sweet As liquid love It’s desire in a jar Just pour it out Upon your dish A tempting treat by far Just let it ooze Let it cover Every morsel, every bite So pour it out Upon your......Read More
Categories: adult humor, love, passion,
Form: Rhyme
Men and Women (Adult Humor)
...Men are strong of the body, you’ll find Stressing an importance of their size While women, gentler and fairer, too Can still overpower us guys They have this thing, a power, I’d say To control......Read More
Categories: adult humor, funny, life,
Form: Quatrain