Adult Humor Poems - Poems about Adult Humor

There once was a known lady of vice Who charged for her moist pie by the slice Famous men would holler Down many a dollar To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss...

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Donald had never seen Daisy this way His sexy woman was ready to play! She is bad to the bone Sensuous pix on her phone A video made her swish and sashay! Daisy Duck entered Donald J. Duck’s dream Made his traitorous body ache and steam. Voluptuous breast Not to mention the rest Those legs caused Donald Duck to burst at his seams...

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It’s All Good M. Griswold 120203 Slobbering kisses ain't so bad and slippery tongues are grand to be had. Tender touches with back sliding hands are caressingly shivering and sensually rad. Warm oil rubbings from head to feet leaves one wanting for something horney to eat. Nibbling on nobs is nastily sweet while rustling in bushes is a tasty treat. Hot steamy showers with scented colored...

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Ding – dong Good day Madame, I am here today with a purpose. I wish to make your life easier. Here in this box Is the answer to every problem You have ever had. What is it, you say? I will get to that momentarily. This is a most amazing device, Not only will it end your problems, It makes housework a snap. Calm down, please,...

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The judge had slammed his gavel To quiet the noisy crowd For when the man had risen The room got way too loud The sentence must be handed To satisfy the crime So now the man is fated To give ten years of time It seems the pig he’d stolen Belonged ole Deke Brown He is the biggest drunk In this God forsaken town Deke Brown in...

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No taste as sweet As liquid love It’s desire in a jar Just pour it out Upon your dish A tempting treat by far Just let it ooze Let it cover Every morsel, every bite So pour it out Upon your lover Treat yourself tonight...

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Men are strong of the body, you’ll find Stressing an importance of their size While women, gentler and fairer, too Can still overpower us guys They have this thing, a power, I’d say To control, manipulate and win Yet, they let us think it’s us that control When it really happens to be them Their batting eyelashes, even their smarts As their brains far...

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