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Adult Humor Poems - Poems about Adult Humor
Adult Humor Poems - Examples of all types of poems about adult humor to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
short, long, best, and famous
examples for adult humor.
There Once Was a Known Lady of Vice
...There once was a known lady of vice Who charged for her moist pie by the slice Famous men would holler Down many a dollar To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss ......
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Courtney Hubbert
Categories:
adult humor,
happy, humor, lust, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Sexy Daisy Duck Seduces Donald
...Donald had never seen Daisy this way His sexy woman was ready to play! She is bad to the bone Sensuous pix on her phone A video made her swish and sashay! Daisy Duck entered Donald J. Duck’s d......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
adult humor,
fun,
Form:
Limerick
It's All Good
...Slobbering kisses ain't so bad and slippery tongues are grand to be had. Tender touches with back sliding hands are caressingly shivering and sensually rad. Warm oil rubbings from head to feet ......
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Mitchell Griswold
Categories:
adult humor,
hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual,
Form:
Rhyme
Clyde Lied
...These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch Honeymoon Not-So-Sweet, or, Clyde Lied! (a limerick for adults and older teens) by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who......
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Michael Burch
Categories:
adult humor,
animal, desire, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Must Have (Adult Humor)
...Ding – dong Good day Madame, I am here today with a purpose. I wish to make your life easier. Here in this box Is the answer to every problem You have ever had. What is it, you say? I will......
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Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
adult humor,
happiness, imagination
Form:
Free verse
Country Court (Adult Humor)
...The judge had slammed his gavel To quiet the noisy crowd For when the man had risen The room got way too loud The sentence must be handed To satisfy the crime So now the man is fated To give t......
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Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
adult humor,
funny, imagination,
Form:
Quatrain
Caramel (Adult Humor)
...No taste as sweet As liquid love It’s desire in a jar Just pour it out Upon your dish A tempting treat by far Just let it ooze Let it cover Every morsel, every bite So pour it out Upon your......
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Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
adult humor,
love, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
Men and Women (Adult Humor)
...Men are strong of the body, you’ll find Stressing an importance of their size While women, gentler and fairer, too Can still overpower us guys They have this thing, a power, I’d say To control......
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Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
adult humor,
funny, life,
Form:
Quatrain