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Adult Humor Poems - Poems about Adult Humor

Adult Humor Poems - Examples of all types of poems about adult humor to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for adult humor.

Premium Member Sanitized Humor
...Adult humor can be funny even when its sanitized just enough to keep jittery prudes unscandalized. Less than that is to risk deadening the funny bone, and it’s more than likely you will la......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, humor,
Form: Grook
There Once Was a Known Lady of Vice
...There once was a known lady of vice Who charged for her moist pie by the slice Famous men would holler Down many a dollar To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, happy, humor, lust, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sexy Daisy Duck Seduces Donald
...Donald had never seen Daisy this way His sexy woman was ready to play! She is bad to the bone Sensuous pix on her phone A video made her swish and sashay! Daisy Duck entered Donald J. Duck’s d......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member It's All Good
...It’s All Good M. Griswold 120203 Slobbering kisses ain't so bad and slippery tongues are grand to be had. Tender touches with back sliding hands are caressingly shivering and sensually rad. ......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual,
Form: Rhyme
Clyde Lied
...These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch Clyde Lied! by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who bragged of his prowess, but lied. To his new wife he sighed, “When......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, animal, desire, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A Must Have (Adult Humor)
...Ding – dong Good day Madame, I am here today with a purpose. I wish to make your life easier. Here in this box Is the answer to every problem You have ever had. What is it, you say? I will......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, happiness, imagination
Form: Free verse
Country Court (Adult Humor)
...The judge had slammed his gavel To quiet the noisy crowd For when the man had risen The room got way too loud The sentence must be handed To satisfy the crime So now the man is fated To give t......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, funny, imagination,
Form: Quatrain
Caramel (Adult Humor)
...No taste as sweet As liquid love It’s desire in a jar Just pour it out Upon your dish A tempting treat by far Just let it ooze Let it cover Every morsel, every bite So pour it out Upon your......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, love, passion,
Form: Rhyme
Men and Women (Adult Humor)
...Men are strong of the body, you’ll find Stressing an importance of their size While women, gentler and fairer, too Can still overpower us guys They have this thing, a power, I’d say To control......Read the rest...
Categories: adult humor, funny, life,
Form: Quatrain
Book: Shattered Sighs