There Once Was a Known Lady of Vice

There once was a known lady of vice
Who charged for her moist pie by the slice
Famous men would holler 
Down many a dollar
To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Allison Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 11:11 AM
omg his is genius - have never heard of her so I now know she was a 'madam' i will never think of a 'moist' apple pie without thinking of this peon, going to add it to my faves as it is absolutely brilliant humour - you should write more limericks Courtney you have the right naughty sense of humour for them:-) hugs Jan xx
Hankins Avatar
April 26, 2021 at 10:12 AM
Fun limerick. You need another syllable in the first line to make it anatomically correct. Heidi Fleiss certainly was! Loved it, Courtney.
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