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Adult Humor Poems - Poems about Adult Humor


There Once Was a Known Lady of Vice

There once was a known lady of vice
Who charged for her moist pie by the slice
Famous men would holler 
Down many a dollar
To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss
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Categories: adult humor, happy, humor, lust, silly,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberSexy Daisy Duck Seduces Donald

Donald had never seen Daisy this way
His sexy woman was ready to play!
She is bad to the bone
Sensuous pix on her phone
A video made her swish and sashay!

Daisy Duck entered Donald J. Duck’s dream
Made his traitorous body ache and steam.
Voluptuous breast
Not to mention the rest
Those legs caused Donald Duck to burst at his seams
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Categories: adult humor, fun,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberIt's All Good

It’s All Good
M. Griswold
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Slobbering kisses ain't so bad
and slippery tongues are grand to be had.
Tender touches with back sliding hands
are caressingly shivering and sensually rad.

Warm oil rubbings from head to feet
leaves one wanting for something horney to eat.
Nibbling on nobs is nastily sweet
while rustling in bushes is a tasty treat.

Hot steamy showers with scented colored
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Categories: adult humor, hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual,
Form: Rhyme

A Must Have (Adult Humor)

Ding – dong

Good day Madame,
I am here today with a purpose.
I wish to make your life easier.
Here in this box 
Is the answer to every problem
You have ever had.
What is it, you say?
I will get to that momentarily.
This is a most amazing device,
Not only will it end your problems,
It makes housework a snap.
Calm down, please,
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Categories: adult humor, happiness, imagination
Form: Free verse

Country Court (Adult Humor)

The judge had slammed his gavel
To quiet the noisy crowd
For when the man had risen
The room got way too loud
The sentence must be handed
To satisfy the crime
So now the man is fated
To give ten years of time
It seems the pig he’d stolen
Belonged ole Deke Brown
He is the biggest drunk
In this God forsaken town
Deke Brown in
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Categories: adult humor, funny, imagination,
Form: Quatrain

Caramel (Adult Humor)

No taste as sweet
As liquid love
It’s desire in a jar
Just pour it out
Upon your dish
A tempting treat by far
Just let it ooze
Let it cover
Every morsel, every bite
So pour it out
Upon your lover 
Treat yourself tonight
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Categories: adult humor, love, passion,
Form: Rhyme

Men and Women (Adult Humor)

Men are strong of the body, you’ll find
Stressing an importance of their size
While women, gentler and fairer, too
Can still overpower us guys

They have this thing, a power, I’d say
To control, manipulate and win
Yet, they let us think it’s us that control
When it really happens to be them

Their batting eyelashes, even their smarts
As their brains far
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Categories: adult humor, funny, life,
Form: Quatrain