Abercrombie Poems - Poems about Abercrombie

Kensington Avenue, Philadelphia

...Where is this? Are we on Mars?
America – just count the stores,
capitalist carnivores.
That so-familiar movie score,
the swish of passing cars.

The city built on Brotherly Love
(Wells Fargo, ...

I Don't Know Who I Am

...
    Mordechai Fofoofnik
       Murgatroyd Abercrombie
    These are the names
       my mother called me

    Now that mom’s gone
       I don’t know who I am
    Though judging by my phone ...

The Poe

...
after The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe


(Is this microphone turned on? Testing one two, Poe was a dip, Poe was a dip, testing.)

Once upon a daydream, faintly
whilst I watched the boob ...

Emagi Abercrombie Love Emblems

...Lascelles Abercrombie'EMBLEMS of LOVE '

              x          x     x       X            X          ***       X
                    x           x           X             X     x              X...

Cemetery Adversary

...Here lies Abercrombie Wellington Jones
   Under the flowers are all of his bones

Young people like to deface his gravestone
   Due to all the slaves Jones used to own...

Abercrombie the Zombie

...When Mr. Abercrombie
Became a human zombie
He stumbled for the right to get ahead
But when he humbled Cathy
He fumbled psychopathy
And now Miss Abernathy, is dead

Submitted to the "Bite-Size ...

Rescued From Capitalism

...Mordechai Abercrombie Fofoofnik
Decided to become a kibbutznik --
  But old socialists were out
  Mordechai began to pout -- 
'Til they told him: 'Design a new Sputnik'...

The Boy At Ticonderoga, Part Iii

......Duncan pulled free and sprinted, half-mad,
tears streaming as he made his retreat,
he’d never imagined hell this bad,
and didn’t much care if they were beat.
All he desired was to get clear,
...

The Boy At Ticonderoga, Part I

...Duncan was a young British soldier,
new recruit at fifteen years of age,
a good lad who followed his orders,
he was a fifer who liked to play,
his tunes directed men in the field,
the Blackwatch...

Things To Love

...Neatly lined crayons
Perfect, pointed tips
 Abercrombie jeans
Stretched across my hips

Victoria’s Secret
Whispered in my ear
Lyrics, I won’t forget
Truths I want to hear

Puppy breath and ...

A Trip Intersteller Spacecraft

...Fiery I canst me be a man of the 50 feet spacecraft, he ask is he or rampant bugger me skipper
Ask not oh mister jakin, weep not sir  Abercrombie here where does it go
I go the star, is like cement...

Gym Fraud

...All the gym's a stage
And all the pale boys merely players;
Unconvincing ones, too.

At the theatre entrance 
I part with pride
For a curious form of Vaudeville.

The maxims of inertia invert...

Way Back When I Was Ten Years Old

...Way Back When I Was Ten Years Old
Sponsor: Kelly Deschler


I'm laying here remembering way back when I was ten years old,
     my mumma taught me to cook, even though the food was always co...

She Won'T Know

...What's all this fuss about 
Haven't I furnished all your dreams 
Wildest and the untouched ones 
You Cantankerous bullheaded moron .
Your  beastly charm woos me so much
So that I completely asph...

Australia Down Under

...Down under continent
Down low is Australia
Australia the big island
Australia sixth largest continent
Country whose desert known as outback
Country who has the largest reef
Reef called the ...

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