Aardvark Poems - Poems about Aardvark

An aardvark walked into IKEA Why he did that I have no idea Ignoring their calls To try the meatballs He searched for some ants out the rear He does ‘civilised’ when he’s able So found a flat pack dining table He’d built one - not ever In inclement weather And thus it was rather unstable You don’t see aardvarks wearing wellies While stuffing ants into...

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I went for a walk with an Aardvark In a forest of beer bottle trees, Entranced by their gentle swaying, Hanging and clinking in the breeze; And I found a top spanner bush Growing at a convenient height And me and my friend the Aardvark Settled down for our boozy night. We sampled the pale ale and bitter Then the stout the mild and...

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Dig dig dig little aardvark gobble down those ants and termites. gulp gulp gulp, tasty tasty tasty. Slurp them up with your long rough tongue. Gulp gulp gulp Slurp slurp slurp Dig dig dig. It is fun to watch you eat...

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I went for a walk with an Aardvark In a forest of beer bottle trees, Entranced by their gentle swaying, Hanging and clinking in the breeze; And I found a top spanner bush Growing at a convenient height And me and my friend the Aardvark Settled down for our boozy night. We sampled the pale ale and bitter Then the stout the mild and...

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I felt happy as a lark, I watched an aardvark; As I sat in a giant arc. Next, I waved hi to Mark, As he jogged in the park. He wanted to catch Clarke. Then I noticed a dog bark, That resembled a gray shark; Lastly, had to run; it got dark. Alexis Y. 03/11/2022...

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Have you ever watched an aardvark on display at your local zoo He paces back and forth, forth and back I get dizzy. I wonder if he does too...

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THEN the skies bellowed a frothy glitter and d o w n became up & sideways turned horizontally truthful said the vegan Aardvark. THE Policeman chewed his m0uth- side and a Red Ant crawled out from his nostril damn-us (Quatrain 173) & my pillow has luscious lips...

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An artistic aardvark living in a forest dark very quickly did embark upon a quest on an ark Noah gave him name of Clark....

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I am an awkward aardvark Awkward because, no one knows exactly what kind of animal I am how to classify me I am an awkward aardvark Evolved by necessity into an odd mixture of adorable and formidable sharp claws on my paws funny bunny ears, the better to hear predators in the night just out of sight I am an awkward aardvark Nocturnal by nature, cautiously seeking...

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there once was an aardvark with quite a tongue he has used it well since he was young zip it here and zap it there many a poor ant has been stung...

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The Day The Aardvark Died Christmas 2017 The day the aardvark died they wept down London zoo some danced in Jerusalem cardinals Christians orthodox Jew The day the aardvark died I heard them wail down Regents Park a city prayed for Meerkats the zoo closed gates before dark The day the aardvark died A giant tortoise cried in her pen then so did the children of...

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Aardvark Limerick An Aardvark living in Timbuktu, Raised his finger and said,” screw you” Why so rude, I said back, Lovely manners you do lack. So, to reciprocate, I gave him two. Limerick Contest Line Gauthier Written 19.10.17...

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The Aardvark and the Pangolin, Romantically, had been entwined. But infidelity, was in the air, Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind. Pangolin, did challenge his rival, The Anteater with beautiful snout. Don’t fear for me, on your betrayal, Sweet Armadillo, is taking me out....

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Alan the mystic Aardvark Rejected wrath and Drama Violence and ire Alan said Result in endless Karma by Gail...

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WHAT YOU DOING ON THAT BARSTOOL FOOL? Is that what it takes for you to feel brave? And why can’t you simply behave? Don’t you realize it’s transience you crave? And why do you secret youthful beauty within a cave? Upon a time once did a wolf sleep with a lamb Him with lethal teeth and her with a cute little...

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