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Best Aardvark Poems

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Aardvark Reverie


When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack … 

I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?



Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
Thanks,...

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Categories: aardvark, animals, funny
Form: Epigram



Awkward Aardvark
I am an awkward aardvark

Awkward because, no one knows exactly
what kind of animal I am
how to classify me

I am an awkward aardvark

Evolved by necessity into...

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Categories: aardvark, animal, how i feel, humor, i
Form: Free verse
Aardvark
Aardvark
First animal
Alphabetically
Destroyer of high citadels
Thirty five million years, one diet 
Consuming whole populations
Poor eyesight, nocturnal
Termite eater
Aardvark
...

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© Lee Leon  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: aardvark, animals, education
Form: Rictameter
Premium Member The Aardvark and the Pangolin
The Aardvark and the Pangolin,
Romantically, had been entwined.
But infidelity, was in the air,
Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind.

Pangolin, did challenge his rival,
The Anteater with...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: aardvark, animal, betrayal, character, funny love, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Aardvark Limerick
Aardvark Limerick

An Aardvark living in Timbuktu,
Raised his finger and said,” screw you”
Why so rude, I said back,
Lovely manners you do lack.

So, to reciprocate, I gave...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: aardvark, africa, animal, fun, nonsense, rude, word
Form: Limerick



AND IN MY DICTIONARY THERE WILL ONLY be one A in aardvark
WHAT YOU DOING ON THAT BARSTOOL FOOL?

Is that what it takes for you to feel brave?
And why can’t you simply behave?
Don’t you realize it’s transience...

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Categories: aardvark, angst
Form: Quintain (English)
The Mystic Aardvark
Alan the mystic
Aardvark 
Rejected wrath and
Drama
Violence and ire
Alan said
Result in endless
Karma

by Gail

 
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Categories: aardvark, animal, emotions, humor, philosophy, truth, violence,
Form: Acrostic
God Made That Ugly Old Aardvark
God Made That Ugly Old Aard Vark.
Koala bears eat leafy tree vegetation...
But not in our American nation.
Aard varks eat bugs while on the fly...
To this...

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Categories: aardvark, faith, inspirational, nature, old, old,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The City Zoo
A cute gentile pig in New York
plays hopscotch over turtle hurdles
which eased her bunny
until a smack talking turkey announced,
'Did you hear how the skunks in...

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Categories: aardvark, animal, friendship, fun, silly,
Form: Free verse
A possum of worldly descent Oh my
There was a possum
of worldly descent
Gathering diamonds
and things it had spent

Chasing a catfish
down dragonfly row
Wanting to see if
it was someone to know

Laughed at an aardvark...

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Categories: aardvark, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Active Emotions
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-921599710/active-emotions

The aardvark who was ashamed looked at the floor
The ant that was angry banged on the door
The bee who was bold ventured on a quest
The...

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Categories: aardvark, children, education,
Form: Free verse
Funny Lookin' Creature With a Squeaky Bark
I looked behind me when I heard a squeaky little bark
From out of the bushes, a kangaroo-looking creature rose
His bright green eyes flashed neon signs...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: aardvark, animal, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member NOAH'S APPRENTICE ON THE ARK


Mark Clarke was the gentlest man of Denmark 
Yet considered by all a most unlikely patriarch
He was proud being Noah’s apprentice on the ark

Mark was...

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Categories: aardvark, animal, bird, caregiving, dark, natural disasters,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member ABC Poem for Fun II
An awful aardvark ate anchovies against all advice.
Besides belching beyond belief, he bit bitter banana boats.
Charlie Chimp cackled curiously, convinced
Delicious delectable desserts did damage.
 
Enormous...

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Categories: aardvark, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: ABC
tropical topical
Taming a tropical topical tree? Taking a trunk? Telling a tailor? Traversing a tale? Many ideas. Much like the ideological dramas of a beach front....

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Categories: aardvark, absence, allah, angel, beach,
Form: I do not know?
Ode 32 111 102 32 97 32 98 97 108 108 32 111 102 32 115 110 111 116
See, see the splurptious sky
Marvel at its big Mauve depths.
Tell me, dingle, do you
Wonder why the Aardvark ignores you?

Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Crappy.
I...

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Categories: aardvark, silly,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Party On
The date’s been set and many will attend
Just the penguin will be wearing his tux
A “come as you are” I did extend 
So expect to...

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Categories: aardvark, celebration,
Form: Quatrain
End of The Cassava
End of The Cassava


Like cassava we planted corruption in the farm
Like mangos we plug corruption from the trees
 Like Ram we rear in the land...

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Categories: aardvark, africa,
Form: Free verse
Rain
mine myopic eyes and ears 
   sensually and auditorially seduced 
   analogous to a melodic aire
this quick rhythmic stuttering transposes 
...

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Categories: aardvark, earth day, environment, nature, planet, rain,
Form: I do not know?
Mealtime on the Ark WRITE A VERSE to SOUPMAIL I WILL ADD
After reading some of the poems
You simply must agree
That their is an abundance of some
Which would make a tasty tea

Seren's mice have multiplied
Along with Kim's...

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Categories: aardvark, animal,
Form: Rhyme
fabaceous
Oh just listen. With intent. Marvellous cure for impassive action. But quantities of questions remain. If stung by a bee or bitten by a frog...

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Categories: aardvark, beauty,
Form: I do not know?
random eight
Talismanic mystical duties of an aardvark is best performed upon a desert landscape or in a dense jungle for it is merely in these two...

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Categories: aardvark, fruit,
Form: I do not know?
ramble six
Talismanic mystical duties of an aardvark is best performed upon a desert landscape or in a dense jungle for it is merely in these two...

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Categories: aardvark, conflict, confusion,
Form: I do not know?
When The Darkness Shines
"Your light burns brighter than a dying star"
Barked the Aardvark to the lightning bug
Suffocating in the mason jar

"Was it not I" replied the fly encased...

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Categories: aardvark, abuse, anti bullying, dark, death, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
huntin seeson four
albert went after aardvark
annie went out on a lark
albert tripped
annie slipped
on albert a ring in the dark
...

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Categories: aardvark, nonsense,
Form: Limerick