Zonked Poems - Poems about Zonked

...Dick was watching a drug addict And dared to his next act predict; Dick's bet: Addict would rich smiles beam To show off teeth that like gold gleam. But this the Zonked Guy did not do. "Please......Read the rest...

...Being completely, utterly zonked out Is a fuss I don’t need You know, I’ve not even done owt Would you believe? Lay about, doing nothing much at all ......Read the rest...

...Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus Found us abed thee twelfth day of December, cuz yours truly still felt dehydration, physical fatigue and soreness, which possibly li......Read the rest...

...A game she had played every night on guard for that opened-door light; was quick to react, cause it was a fact- each time, it was somewhat a fright! Cause, under the covers, you see, 'twas s......Read the rest...

...The cabin was stood there, its door was ajar The owners were out but they couldn’t be far She was so thirsty she needed a drink Did she wait outside... well what do you think She pushed on the ......Read the rest...

...Tramadah was trying to explain Halloween to her black cat, Jermaine. Two legged creatures go house to house. May try to catch you. You could cough up a mouse. It is most probably best if we sta......Read the rest...

...This poison tasted like wine enough to kill my conscious This fields of medicine I drank myself out of this situation of in-laws my mother zonked herself to be part of My poison was them, n......Read the rest...

...America believed "Congress"decided effortlessly for giving health incentive justification,"knowing" love may not open prior questions regarding special things under vague wrong xenophobic yearning......Read the rest...

...The revelers will party. The champagne corks will pop, While I’m at home and won’t partake – No, not a single drop. As friends and family gather To welcome in the year, I will not join them;......Read the rest...

...(not really, but just wanted to get your attention.) Thus "NOT FAKE," but poetic quasi true anecdote infused fictionalized by this ole goat with prevarication to enliven of no note characte......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled ringleader Harris hooligan, Hence, any resemblance between characters port rayed, and living persons purely coincidental.) Claim to fame creating an overn......Read the rest...

...GONNA TAKE A POWDER By Roy Merritt Four years in a stupor That’s what I plan to be Four years in a stupor Not one, two, or three I’m gonna hit the bottle Gonna take all my meds So I can t......Read the rest...

...Almost always, as additional allurements arrive, ask as a Being... By better borne behests become best Causes ? Can causes create concise concepts Diligently ? Do doers do decidedly dumb dol......Read the rest...

...All signs of spring have arrived among the fields of yellow daisies and tall grass Basking in glory the wading birds with its white silken body and long legs Cattails burst tall with delight from t......Read the rest...

...Those Words Message to idiots everywhere. You can run but can't hide. We'll find you and expose you for the idiots you are. Idiot alert on the TV. Full of idiots. We're going to find you and expunge......Read the rest...