Best Zonked Poems

The bottles, looking sober, mutely wait till it's over.

Between quaffs and hiccups,
     he mumbles that he had staggered
          and fell so many times,

that he had tried zigzagging
     down...

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Being completely, utterly zonked out
          Is a fuss I don’t need
      You know, I’ve not even done owt
             ...

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Used to gad about town as such in my day
but don't get around much anymore
conked out zonked out
(perchance to dream)
I prefer to remain
housebound indoors
yes it's an age-old refrain
my dogs are barking
and my best guess they may really be
completely up the wrong tree entirely 
but my...

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