Long Zonked Poems

Long Zonked Poems. Below are the most popular long Zonked by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Zonked poems by poem length and keyword.


Beddie Bye Boo Ski Time For Yours Truly and Or the Missus

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly 
still felt dehydration, physical 
fatigue and soreness,
which possibly linkedin
to using stationary bicycle.

Our bed (mine and...

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Categories: zonked, angel, december, dream, good night, husband, journey,
Form: Rhyme


Ah the glory of a restful sleep

Ah... the glory of a restful sleep

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after
feeling zonked out staying up
late after a hard day's night
binge reading or slaving o'er
crafting an umpteenth brilliant
masterpiece a comment from
modest...

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Categories: zonked, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, america,
Form: Free verse
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Easter Hunt

All signs of spring have arrived among the fields of yellow daisies and tall grass
Basking in glory the wading birds with its white silken body and long legs
Cattails burst tall with delight from the pond
Dragonflies...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: zonked, children, daffodils, spring,
Form: Abecedarian

Marauders On a Night Raid

(alternately titled ringleader Harris hooligan,
Hence, any resemblance 
     between characters port
rayed, and living persons 
     purely coincidental.)

Claim to fame creating
     an overnight sensational
...

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Categories: zonked, 4th grade, 8th grade, adventure, dark, halloween,
Form: Epic

A,B,C's of Alliteration

Almost always, as additional allurements arrive, ask as a Being...
 By better borne behests become best Causes ?
  Can causes create concise concepts Diligently ?
   Do doers do decidedly dumb doldrums Ever...

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© Dan Cwiak  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: zonked, conflict, fun, imagination, introspection, language, nonsense, word
Form: Alliteration


Snoring Spouse Rocks Highland Manor

(not really, but just wanted
to get your attention.)

Thus "NOT FAKE," but
poetic quasi true anecdote
infused fictionalized
by this ole goat
with prevarication
to enliven of no note
characteristic, and certainly
not worth quote

ting - for any future
reference material, imp poet
tent to...

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Categories: zonked, assonance, environment, mom, mother, night, senses, wife,
Form: Free verse
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Goldilocks and the Free Beers

The cabin was stood there, its door was ajar
The owners were out but they couldn’t be far
She was so thirsty she needed a drink
Did she wait outside... well what do you think

She pushed on the...

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Categories: zonked, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Gonna Take a Powder

GONNA TAKE A POWDER
By Roy Merritt

Four years in a stupor
That’s what I plan to be
Four years in a stupor
Not one, two, or three

I’m gonna hit the bottle
Gonna take all my meds
So I can take powder...

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Categories: zonked, angst, humor, political,
Form: Lyric

Cold Minds

Embracing this low and calm fumes
Adopting these reserved maneuvering skills
Rehearsing my lines daily…hoping to perfection
I wish to be the extra prototype when the curtain rises up
I will majestically bow to the jury…doubting their frown
Here with...

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Categories: zonked, confusion, dark,
Form: Acrostic

Poison

This poison tasted like wine enough to kill my conscious  

This fields of medicine I drank myself out of this situation of in-laws my mother zonked herself to be part of 
My poison was...

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Categories: zonked, family, poetry, suicide,
Form: Bio
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Play Possum

A game she had played every night 
on guard for that opened-door light;
was quick to react,
cause it was a fact-
each time, it was somewhat a fright!

Cause, under the covers, you see,
'twas something, that just shouldn't...

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Categories: zonked, funny,
Form: Limerick

Laundromat Sonata

Thump, thump, thump
must be sneakers in the dryer.
Clunk, clunk, clunk
washers changing cycles.
Musaks in the laundromat
make it impossible to read that
novel which had you spellbound,
but you brought it and found
the metallic clattering kachung, kachung
of the change...

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© Sue Mason  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: zonked, funny, life, places,
Form: Narrative

Zonked Sobriety

The bottles, looking sober, mutely wait till it's over.

Between quaffs and hiccups,
     he mumbles that he had staggered
          and fell so many...

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Categories: zonked, introspection, people, social,
Form: Tail-rhyme

Animal Alliteration

Alphabetical animals all around:
Angry army ants,
Busy buzzing bees,
Carousing calico cats,
Dancing dolphin duo,
Eerie electric eels
Fancy feathered flamingos,
Graceful grey geese,
Harmless hairy hamsters,
Interesting itchy insects,
Jolly Japanese jellyfish,
Karate kicking kangaroos,
Lonely little lizards,
Many mischievous monkeys,
Numerous nearsighted newts,
Old ornery otters,
Pretty pink...

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Categories: zonked, animal,
Form: Alliteration

Sober Bottles

The bottles looked sober, waiting till it's over.


In between quaffs and hiccups he mumbled
that he had staggered and fell many times.
That he'd tried to walk society's line,
follow proper paths of places and climes.
But he couldn't...

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Categories: zonked, depression
Form: Tail-rhyme

Those Words

Those Words
Message to idiots everywhere. You can run but can't hide. We'll find you and expose you for the idiots you are. Idiot alert on the TV. Full of idiots. We're going to find you...

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Categories: zonked, fantasy, funny, political, satire,
Form: Free verse
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These Human Sound Awful

Tramadah was trying to explain
Halloween to her black cat, Jermaine.
Two legged creatures go house to house.
May try to catch you. You could cough up a mouse.

It is most probably best if we stay hidden inside.
After...

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Categories: zonked, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, cat,
Form: Rhyme
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Regret In Life

Hanging onto my virtues,
As rich as an infant to his 
belongings,
And Just like a thief to its loot.

I sit on hilltop of regrets,
On which I pause and ponder.
A poisonous thorn pierces my 
heart,
As I view...

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Categories: zonked, sorrow,
Form: Free verse

Dog-Tired

Used to gad about town as such in my day
but don't get around much anymore
conked out zonked out
(perchance to dream)
I prefer to remain
housebound indoors
yes it's an age-old refrain
my dogs are barking
and my best guess they...

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Categories: zonked, animal, dog, fun, humorous, old, word play,
Form: Rhyme
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