Wizard Poems

Is It Far

A tribute to "STARGAZER" by Ronnie James Dio

Where are you in the constellation
Where do we fit in the whip-chained nation
Towers of stone and flesh and bone
Can’t bring the sun from the shadow
Won’t save the sun from the shadow
And time has no meaning 
As the dead are all leaving
Leaving all the living behind
Their voices echo in

Blizzard Wizard

To the skies...cries of have we sinned..the seasons spinned...winter grinned as before it’s really beginned...spring’s been sneakily binned..

That bitter wind does cheekily blow...delivers tingling..slivers of mulled wine mingling shivers..oh and..shed loads of snow..

You know it is nature's calling card...as the bleached flurries hurriedly dart. ...shards of frosty farts falling hard....

Slippery slurries beached...frippery start to beseeched..

Witch Wilma is Thwarted by a Wiley Wizard

Witch Wilma’s accurate abracadabras no longer work
Wiley wizard had jinxed her, that mean little jerk!
She had to give up favorite kinds of bewitching
Which made her pimply purple nose go wild with twitching
Incantations and spells are now a thing of the past
Mumbo jumbo sabotage of that little creep better not last!

I, too, have been to the land of Oz verses

I, too, have been to the land of Oz,
where everything is 
that never was,
where nothing is never
anyone's sole endeavor,
and where whatever is
is never just because.
When I arrived in the land of Oz,
I met a guy who claimed he wasn't who he was.
And neither was he who he'd been.
So, I was very confused when he did

Wizard Cat

Wizard cat was the only cat allowed to grow a beard at Mount Murreeor
To distinguish him from ordinary Toms, for he was by far superior
seventh son of the seventh son of the seventh son, he was a soothsayer
He could have been a bear, tiger, lion, crocodile and dragon slayer.

Wizard cat chose a quiet life; he

Gladys the Welcome Wizard Lady is Here

Miss Gladys the Welcome Wizard lady is here
She is full of sass, beyond an insane level of cheer
No one wants to let her in, we try to ignore the bell
She climbs in the front window, demolishing the sill.

Hi we say, faking a smile, pretending to be pleased.
She retains weird enthusiasm, her pitch a little wheezed.
We

Dorothy in the land of Oz

In a cyclone, Dorothy was swept,
To the land of Oz with a dog she kept,
There she killed a wicked witch,
They rejoiced she killed the b*tch,
Then she realised she was lost, she wept.

A good witch gave her a silver shoe,
To go back home, a Wizard has the clue,
So for the warlock, she searched.
A brain-hungry Scarecrow perched,
Near

WIZARD IN HIS COMFORT ZONE

There’s a wizard who sticks to his own
Affirming truth* in his comfort zone
Welcoming change as right
When not left to bring blight
Cleaving to good news that are homegrown.

*John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

November 24, 2024
3rd place, "Wizard Of

The wizard of Oz

Close my eyes, home I feel 
I cannot be dreaming, dreams aren't this real 
Ruby red shoes, three clicks of the heel
I will never forget how they all helped me heal 
My friend made of straw and the other Tin steel 

 

No wizard just a blizzard

   A lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow.
   Followed Dorothy, beyond the rainbow.
   Singing and dancing, they strode,
   Along the yellow brick road.
   Where an old witch, plunged them knee deep in snow.

   1l / 23 / 2024.
   

WE ARE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ

Our heroine Dorothy is caught up in a storm,
She looks around as she lands, unbeknown will transform
Children’s dreams in an adventurous way,
With her new friends, let’s say hurray,
Magic shoes travel The Yellow Brick Road, not the norm.
  

They discovered the Wizard Of Oz was human, a con,
But gave Scarecrow his much wanted brains, wow

Fbi Informant exposed Alan King and Peter Knights of the kkk grand wizard

Fbi Alan King was very angry shocking as he warns me that Gargano burns blacks physically and politically I couldn’t fathom any of this as he asked why are Gargano so close what is it we talk about for hours do you know what he is what he does I was basically in shock never

Off To See The Wizard

A straw man said he could do no thinking,
and I doubt ... he can do any blinking;
well, if he had thunk before,
he wants to do somemore-
so, off they dance ... Dorothy's shoes clicking !

Wizard Of Oz - limericks cluster

(Lion)
 I imagine myself as a king
 With the gall to face anything
 Yes it's true, there's no denyin
 That I am the cowardly lion
 But the element of surprise I will bring!

(Scarecrow)
 I can't scare a crow or fasten a boot
 But I can reveal every square route
 I've no face for poker
 I

Wizard of Oz - So Scary

As a child I became frightened and froze,
When I watched where yellow brick road goes.
For the witch in the sky,
Made me quiver and cry,
"Turn it off! I can’t stand her crows!"

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