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Teacher's Pest

...Everybody had a personal favorite or that one teacher that for some reason we just didn't like. Back in the day, when I was in 6th grade, there was a math teacher that for some reason we just didn't ...

Fbi supervisor Leroy Heimbach the heartbeat of my American Poetry

...It had begun again the terrorist threats 
at first right at the height of my writers block 
leaving beautiful gems surfaced from my minds 
eye that was when the head lights parked baring 
strange...

Life is a Song

...
In the gritty alleys of city schemes,
Life's grumble rides on subway beams.
Rhythms clink in the rusty car,
Street-wise notes play on sidewalk tar.
Concrete cracks hum a tired tune,
City pigeo...

In a Fix

...we may be somewhat immune
to the seeming randomness of fate
but near and dear ones opine otherwise
so do their emotes cause our heart to agitate

if we remain nonchalant which in truth we are
i...

The Means

...what the hell's the problem
got mean's
what's his problem
wise man
wise guy
hope he's got grey
problem...

White Owl Knight

...Their whispers became murmurs as they approached the gates of Ur.
It was the notoriously famous White Owl Knight, his heart ever pure.
As they approached, the children became completely silent now....

Hey You Tableau

...Hey you! tableau 

            Over here, quick zoom
            Film me, not the moon 
             Ignore that, barn owl
            Wise guy, big eyed fowl
              Shut up, crater head...

Finite

...12/5/20

Are you really on the right side?
Drawing a fine line
Very little or a lot of content on the timeline

Sippin' beer, red and white wine
Hard during the night time
It's almost always ...

Art of the Con --- Repost

...
Listen to the chumps,
listen to the rubes,
screaming that democracy
is going down the tubes

But every wise guy knows
when the fix is in
To put all their money down
on the one who ha...

The Mask 2020

..."Face Covering Required" is posted on the door;
Oh God, not again.  Not at this store.

I just want to go in and shop with some ease;
But wearing the mask, I can hardly breathe. 

Is this helpi...

I Am Not a Robot Part 2

...Me a zombie?
Never!
Just a viral doofus poseur,
Brainiac and hacker on the loose tapping into other genie lamps,
Wireless Stikbot floater skipping ID challenge.
Hurdles that authenticate saliva ...

Boyfriend :: the Seranilla

...
You are friend, not old,
neighbour's grandchild told.
let's go for a walk
we'll sit on that rock.

And you'll tell story,
not on king's glory.
You'll continue till
evening, and i...

Words To Live By

...Follow your camels to the desert
Take a right turn at the next stop sign
Eat vanilla yogurt with strawberries
Get your digestive system right...now!
Count your blessings except the last one
Have...

Not Crazy Words

...A man from Brazil
          wanted handle me a cannon
          to solve confusion with a shot
         but not not being beast of burden
         I told him to suck on the steel
          being...

Unquotable Quotes: Xlix - Tongue Teasers

...UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: Tongue-Teasers - XLIX

« Third Degree » is when you add « Insult to injury ».

If you take everything everybody says with a « pinch of salt », we’ll soon be able to drink oc...

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