Short Wise Guy Poems
Short Wise Guy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wise Guy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wise Guy by length and keyword.
The holidays would leave no room
for cutting calories.
Totie Fields,
we laughed a ton.
Not a breeze to go from two twenty
to two nineteen,
the wise guy comedienne
would surmise.
6/20/2019
*1970’s Comedienne - The price of her book on amazon $227!
Categories:
wise guy, woman,
Form:
Free verse
DarkSkin Baby
By Valerie Odom
January 29, 2017
DarkSkin Baby
A beautiful baby
A regular baby just like you and I
DarkSkin Baby
An intelligent baby
All A’s cus she a real wise-guy
DarkSkin Baby
A bullied baby
No one likes her black skin
DarkSkin Baby
An oppressed baby
But she has much love from within
Categories:
wise guy, baby, black african american, bullying, depression, girl,
Form:
Rhyme
Hey you! tableau
Over here, quick zoom
Film me, not the moon
Ignore that, barn owl
Wise guy, big eyed fowl
Shut up, crater head
I just snapped, then fled
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Picture 5 syllable counter PS 6x5
28/03/2021
Categories:
wise guy, allusion, bird, humorous, moon, nature,
Form:
Verse
we may be somewhat immune
to the seeming randomness of fate
but near and dear ones opine otherwise
so do their emotes cause our heart to agitate
if we remain nonchalant which in truth we are
indifferent is deemed to be our attitude
whilst if we pretend to collaborate
it’s but an insincere platitude
such are unsolvable dilemmas we face every day
who’s the wise guy who said earth life is mere play
Categories:
wise guy, humor, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
The Foreign Student
By Elton Camp
Ahamed’s command of English wasn’t so good
But to make a fine impression, he did all he could
He walked up to one of his professors in the hall
It was the South, so he nicely said, “Howdy y’all.”
“To be a member of your class is a great delight.
I overheard some students praise you last night.”
“They said you’re so smart, you don’t have to try.
It just comes naturally for you to be a wise guy.”
Categories:
wise guy, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Foreign Student
By Elton Camp
Ahamed’s command of English wasn’t so good,
But to make a fine impression, he did all he could.
He walked up to one of his professors in the hall,
It was the South, so he nicely said, “Howdy y’all.”
“To be a member of your class is a great delight.
I overheard some students praise you last night.
They said you are so smart, you don’t have to try.
It just comes so naturally for you to be a wise guy.”
Categories:
wise guy, funny
Form:
Rhyme
-------*To be read in true Italian Mafia voice....--------
I wanna meet the wise guy.
You know, the pai·san gettin' cute with the Soup!
Cuz' the CAPTCHA preview characters keep throwin' me insults
like GOOF,
DOOF,
and POOP!
At foiwst', no offense was really taken...
'till the vulgarities became evident to me;
and this schmuck starts slappin' insults at me
like: PMSR,
VAGP,
and U 8 ET
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*(all characters are based upon actual characters given to me on the soup)
Categories:
wise guy, funny, on writing and words, me, ,
Form:
Light Verse
It is pointless to write with dull pencils
When a pen keeps the sheep safe at night.
And water can flow from a hole in the ground
As long as the spring’s not too tight.
Cargo is sent from a shipyard
But a shipment can go out by car.
A wise man is often superior
But a wise guy is usually subpar
Tonight I will drive down the parkway,
Yet park in the driveway at home.
No wonder I can’t speak this language
It only makes sense in a poem!
© Dean Wood
Oct. 26, 2017
Categories:
wise guy, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse