Funny Wind Poems

(Terza Rima Sonnet)


Elated illusions laugh at my reason
Creations of my mind erase dark shadows
I care I search for the joy in each season

Beauties this awesome...

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This poem is dedicated to anyone who has a garden…
and trees!

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The God of the Sun said, “This ought to be fun,
just watch that girl sat...

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there once was a man from Kingsbury
who put on his kilt in a hurry
	in a bit of a flap
	he forgot his jockstrap
a chill wind put...

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Time~seasons must go,                      ...

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Dan, Dan, was a popular man
had a plaid for his homeland clan
	his kilt it slipped
	cold breeze it nipped
less popular now than he began...

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A youthful face, but no brains:
Time the deceiver – I think back,
to all I thought I knew that it has 
taken me a lifetime to...

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She enters the room with a horrible stench
             A terrible curse for so...

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Santa Claus just adores eating sprouts
and consumes them in massive amounts
He gets foul wind - the sprouts are to blame
should ‘Farter Christmas’ be his true...

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I must run so I might be free...
and I feel free because I run.
Breath draws deep past the lone oak tree,
Just my friend and I,...

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All in a day,                     ...

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Everyone farts about 15 times a day,
Everyone farts in their own special way 

There's loud ones and soft ones
And one like a medley 

And others...

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Yes, I looked deep into the palm of my hand nope no muse for any of us there. 

Then I took off lollygagging on a...

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Where does the wind come from?
From the east,
Or from the west?
From Ireland,
Or from Poland ?
From the sky,
Or from the heaven high?
From the downhills,
Or from the...

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Now legends tell in History 
    of events that shook the world.
But nothing compares to the show we had 
  ...

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Granny Doris Lives On

“There’s no such thing as rain in Tintagel”.
That’s what my Granny Doris says.
“It’s always lovely weather 
For grabbing a bag of pegs”.

She...

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