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Santa's Having a Blast

Santa Claus just adores eating sprouts
and consumes them in massive amounts
He gets foul wind - the sprouts are to blame
should ‘Farter Christmas’ be his true name!

For A Funny Christmas Themed 4 liner Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

12/24/21

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Victorious Vykha February 2, 2022 at 7:13 AM Congrats Jan I just loved your Poem So amazing and awesome I just felt the vibe so strong when I read it Hope to see you as a great poet winning awards one day Vykha

Ronald D Thompson January 10, 2022 at 7:50 AM Loved this Jan and many congrats on your winning entry. Best wishes as always...Ron x

Terry Miller January 10, 2022 at 1:38 AM Oh what a poot this is, congratulations.

Caren Krutsinger January 9, 2022 at 11:45 PM Congratulations on your win! I had to sneak back to see it.

Terry Flood January 9, 2022 at 11:51 AM As a kid, I enjoyed hot sprout sandwiches… the butter would melt and… delicious. My family thought I was just weird… and my dad left home. Thanks for the memory and congrats on your win, Jan. Terry

Tom Cunningham January 9, 2022 at 9:56 AM I missed this first time round, lol Congrats on your win Jan. Tom

Andrea Dietrich January 9, 2022 at 9:19 AM super clever, Jan and I loved the cartoon with it. Congrats

Tania Kitchin January 9, 2022 at 8:36 AM Jan, this was cute and funny, congratulations on your first place win! hugs

Paul Schneiter January 5, 2022 at 7:17 PM Jan, you have a sense of humor (among countless other gifts) that never misses. I had to go to the hospital about 2 years ago because a sprout caught in my throat. **Too bad all that money I had to spend/if only it had come out the other end.** Love & Hugs, Paul

Paulette Calasibetta January 5, 2022 at 4:29 PM Very humorous, I enjoyed the Santa levity. Cheers, Paulette

Connie Marcum Wong January 4, 2022 at 7:54 AM Poor Santa…at least he is out in the cold fresh air flying fast. Lol. A good one Jan. How are you doing? It has been a long time since I have heard from you. I hope you and your family are all well and that you enjoyed the holidays. New year blessings my friend. xxoo

Gershon Wolf January 3, 2022 at 9:05 PM Ooh. I see that your Muse is indeed missing. I guess it's gotten 'farter' away from you since Christmas. Here's to its return, Jan. Happy 2022, gw

John Watt January 1, 2022 at 10:55 PM O my gosh this is so funny, Jan. Farter Christmas, ho ho ho. And the look of relief on that sprout's face is priceless. You really are a breath of fresh air on PS. Or some kind of air anyway, lol. So witty. Hugs ~ John

M. L. Kiser January 1, 2022 at 4:13 PM OH my, and I thought it was a septic tank...poor Santa, that can't make for a good sleep. Hilarious!

Harry Horsman December 31, 2021 at 10:56 PM Brilliant Jan, love the humour, and i've even got a couple of choices for another line and limerick it. Happy New Year, Stay safe.

Michelle Faulkner December 31, 2021 at 6:30 PM At least he's eating his green veggies! Very fun in your classic style, wishing you and yours a happy and healthy New Year~

Joseph May December 31, 2021 at 9:19 AM Haha, Maybe, Happy New Year Jan!

Delice Arleen Skelly December 31, 2021 at 9:15 AM Best wishes and blessings for 2022.

Caren Krutsinger December 31, 2021 at 5:35 AM Farter Christmas - this explains things around here a bit better this week. It cannot be because we have consumed vast amounts of chili with plentiful beans, right? Happy New Year Jan!

Paul Callus December 29, 2021 at 10:52 AM Very witty, Jan. Farter Christmas should keep 'further' away! ~ Hugs // paul

Mike Gentile December 29, 2021 at 5:17 AM Brava Jan!! I won't be able to look at "Father" Christmas in the stay way any longer! Happy New Year xxoo

Delice Arleen Skelly December 28, 2021 at 8:54 AM Has to be a winner...Delice

Caren Krutsinger December 28, 2021 at 4:17 AM So much fun Jan!

Joseph P. DiMino December 27, 2021 at 5:02 AM In that case, Yes! Needed a laugh, and you did not disappoint. Broccoli is also, an aromatic flight; to unburden his reindeer, Santa need only light....

Ronald D Thompson December 26, 2021 at 2:32 PM Love this Jan. Humour at its best!! Good luck in the competition!! Ron x

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