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Santa Claus just adores eating sprouts and consumes them in massive amounts He gets foul wind - the sprouts are to blame should ‘Farter Christmas’ be his true name! For A Funny Christmas Themed 4 liner Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 12/24/21

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Victorious Vykha

Date: 2/2/2022 7:13:00 AM

Congrats Jan I just loved your Poem So amazing and awesome I just felt the vibe so strong when I read it Hope to see you as a great poet winning awards one day Vykha

Ronald D Thompson

Date: 1/10/2022 7:50:00 AM

Loved this Jan and many congrats on your winning entry. Best wishes as always...Ron x

Terry Miller

Date: 1/10/2022 1:38:00 AM

Oh what a poot this is, congratulations.

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/9/2022 11:45:00 PM

Congratulations on your win! I had to sneak back to see it.

Terry Flood

Date: 1/9/2022 11:51:00 AM

As a kid, I enjoyed hot sprout sandwiches… the butter would melt and… delicious. My family thought I was just weird… and my dad left home. Thanks for the memory and congrats on your win, Jan. Terry

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/9/2022 9:56:00 AM

I missed this first time round, lol Congrats on your win Jan. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/9/2022 9:19:00 AM

super clever, Jan and I loved the cartoon with it. Congrats

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/9/2022 8:36:00 AM

Jan, this was cute and funny, congratulations on your first place win! hugs

Paul Schneiter

Date: 1/5/2022 7:17:00 PM

Jan, you have a sense of humor (among countless other gifts) that never misses. I had to go to the hospital about 2 years ago because a sprout caught in my throat. **Too bad all that money I had to spend/if only it had come out the other end.** Love & Hugs, Paul

Paulette Calasibetta

Date: 1/5/2022 4:29:00 PM

Very humorous, I enjoyed the Santa levity. Cheers, Paulette

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/4/2022 7:54:00 AM

Poor Santa…at least he is out in the cold fresh air flying fast. Lol. A good one Jan. How are you doing? It has been a long time since I have heard from you. I hope you and your family are all well and that you enjoyed the holidays. New year blessings my friend. xxoo

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/3/2022 9:05:00 PM

Ooh. I see that your Muse is indeed missing. I guess it's gotten 'farter' away from you since Christmas. Here's to its return, Jan. Happy 2022, gw

John Watt

Date: 1/1/2022 10:55:00 PM

O my gosh this is so funny, Jan. Farter Christmas, ho ho ho. And the look of relief on that sprout's face is priceless. You really are a breath of fresh air on PS. Or some kind of air anyway, lol. So witty. Hugs ~ John

M. L. Kiser

Date: 1/1/2022 4:13:00 PM

OH my, and I thought it was a septic tank...poor Santa, that can't make for a good sleep. Hilarious!

Harry Horsman

Date: 12/31/2021 10:56:00 PM

Brilliant Jan, love the humour, and i've even got a couple of choices for another line and limerick it. Happy New Year, Stay safe.

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 12/31/2021 6:30:00 PM

At least he's eating his green veggies! Very fun in your classic style, wishing you and yours a happy and healthy New Year~

Joseph May

Date: 12/31/2021 9:19:00 AM

Haha, Maybe, Happy New Year Jan!

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 12/31/2021 9:15:00 AM

Best wishes and blessings for 2022.

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/31/2021 5:35:00 AM

Farter Christmas - this explains things around here a bit better this week. It cannot be because we have consumed vast amounts of chili with plentiful beans, right? Happy New Year Jan!

Paul Callus

Date: 12/29/2021 10:52:00 AM

Very witty, Jan. Farter Christmas should keep 'further' away! ~ Hugs // paul

Mike Gentile

Date: 12/29/2021 5:17:00 AM

Brava Jan!! I won't be able to look at "Father" Christmas in the stay way any longer! Happy New Year xxoo

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 12/28/2021 8:54:00 AM

Has to be a winner...Delice

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/28/2021 4:17:00 AM

So much fun Jan!

Joe Dimino

Date: 12/27/2021 5:02:00 AM

In that case, Yes! Needed a laugh, and you did not disappoint. Broccoli is also, an aromatic flight; to unburden his reindeer, Santa need only light....

Ronald D Thompson

Date: 12/26/2021 2:32:00 PM

Love this Jan. Humour at its best!! Good luck in the competition!! Ron x