Mike Toole Poet Rhyme

Blowing In the Wind

Everyone farts about 15 times a day,
Everyone farts in their own special way 

There's loud ones and soft ones
And one like a medley 

And others so horrendous 
They are silent and deadly 

There's those that are heavy 
And those that float on a breeze

Whilst some happen once, 
Others come out in threes,
Or fours, or more, I'm not sure, 

As I'm holding mine in 
So I'm not keeping score

So don’t be ashamed 
For it’s natural and healthy

We all do the deed 
Whether we’re poor or wealthy

Even the queen when she’s had beans with hog
Knows  she can’t always blame the poor dog

So let the wind blow
And let it blow soon
Or you’ll float away in the air
Like some strange looking balloon

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