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Whinge Poems - Poems about Whinge

One Too Many
... ‘You’ve had one too many’ Declared old Paddy’s wife She always spoiled his evenings With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’ ‘I’m absolutely sober’ He replied with much aplomb ‘I’ve only h......

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Categories: whinge, humor, humorous, husband, ireland,
Form: Limerick
Vision
...She took her own neck into her own hands and tugged and howled silently. Have I seen this before? Am I watching a film or hearing a dream? No scream, or invisible, inaudible scheme performed......

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Categories: whinge, body, death, depression, mental
Form: Free verse



Premium Member My future self
... The time has passed so quickly, regrets I have a few, I'd change some aspects of my life, and some I'd start anew. I'd go out in the rain to walk, no umbrella overhead, With arms stretched out......

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Categories: whinge, future,
Form: Rhyme
MELIORISM
...MELIORISM This world stings like the scorpion, And I will not filter in her tears, This I said because I’m a champion, Only throwing jabs, it really wears! Like the faeces of a chameleon, S......

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Categories: whinge, africa, anger, anxiety, courage,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member making men
...Sometimes after Lisa and I do our early-morning 4 mile run (we treadmill in the basement fitness center if it’s under 43 degrees), I come back and lie on my bed, for just for a moment. This morning i......

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Categories: whinge, friendship, humor, men, military,
Form: Free verse



No Words Rhyme with Orange
...No words completely rhyme with orange: no orange fringe, no orange hinge, no lozenge, no syringe, no twinge, no whinge – no nothing! No words completely rhyme with orange. Porridge isn’t orange......

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Categories: whinge, words,
Form: Rhyme
Some Songs
...I love a good love song, they all get it right, they all get it wrong What it means to you, what means to me they're never the same, you see Some make you cringe and others whinge, And anothe......

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Categories: whinge, break up, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Sunday Morning Suit
...He’s a Sunday Morning Christian Sitting prominently in his pew, On the other six days of the week He exploits folk like me and you. From his position of privilege, Where he’s never known any n......

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Categories: whinge, Lullaby, society,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Welcome
...Welcome Dear doggy friend Where are you now? It's been a while I miss you, how So loyal and cheery All the time You'd never moan Or whinge or whine (well maybe a little) That tail o......

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Categories: whinge, death of a friend,
Form: Rhyme
Washing Up
...Washing Up It's high time I did the washing up What a chore, What a bore, I crept into the Kitchen, just look at the mess Now I want to wash up, even less A baking tray on its edge Seventee......

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Categories: whinge, home,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Marmite Man Found Hiding In His Jar
...Sir Tom aka Marmite Man It’s obvious you are the people’s choice “But do not” rest on your laurels As I too have a voice!! I’ve noticed when addressing the people There’s a recurring whinge of......

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Categories: whinge, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Home Alone
...Here I am, home alone, I do not whinge or moan, I have wool and yarn. For patterns, I do not go far, Crafters do not need company, We occupy time quite merrily, Even if this is Irish craft, ......

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Categories: whinge, appreciation, home, how i
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hypnotic Aural Guru
...A sliver moonlight icon’s silhouette rooted to the spot sitar sensei pop art venue dye stamped wistful sly grin masks grey tinged beard svengali imp of fretboard glee awestruck thr......

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Categories: whinge, age, art, august, change,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse
Premium Member Relatively Creaking
...My house has got arthritis, it is seventy years old, and symptoms become noticeable when the weather's turning cold. The kitchen door starts moaning as I go in and out, the roof timbers are gro......

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Categories: whinge, house,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Villanelle: Alright Guys: Heave and Ho and Let It Go
...Villanelle: Alright guys: Heave and Ho! And let it go (Confinement to one’s home though fines during « outings" add to revenue, private companies take orders from far-flung lands for masks, gloves......

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Categories: whinge, 12th grade, humor, international,
Form: Villanelle

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