Long Whinge Poems
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My future self
The time has passed so quickly, regrets I have a few,
I'd change some aspects of my life, and some I'd start anew.
I'd go out in the rain to walk, no umbrella overhead,
With arms stretched out...
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Categories:
whinge, future,
Form:
Rhyme
The Ever Shifting Patern of Life
The Ever Shifting Pattern of Life by
Terence David Cooper. June is wife's
name and they are Basildon, Essex,
England.
As children we learn lessons clear
Broadly defined lines we hold so dear
Constants to which we can easily...
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Categories:
whinge, allegory, analogy, encouraging,
Form:
Couplet
Bathtime
It begins with a chase, where I jump swerve and run
Always two steps ahead of my frustrated mum
I duck under the table and knock over chairs
rush down the hallway and dash up the stairs
When finally...
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Categories:
whinge, child, mother,
Form:
Rhyme
Days of Colour
Môn, day I see as red,
Not much Fun but Hay get out of bed
Better Run I'd Say full speed ahead
Suppose to be sun today or so they said
Warns you to stop when your in a...
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Categories:
whinge, write,
Form:
Rhyme
Five Two One
(521 Australian servicemen were killed in
the Vietnam War. Menzies = Australian
leader, septic tanks = "yanks",
Queensberry = fair, as in the rules of
boxing, bonzer = good)
I'm Billy Bohane from Castlemaine -
it's an Irish...
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Categories:
whinge, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Ten
One/two, trying I am to hold on but don’t know what to do
I'm going to explode, a time bomb, I cant help but feel so blue
Now...
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Categories:
whinge, introspection, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Best Friend
The situation intensifies, I can’t get calm
The only solution is to again self-harm
Oh the joy as I imagine the first cut
Thankful for a solution to get me out of my rut
I prepare myself and the...
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Categories:
whinge, abuse, addiction, anger, hate, self,
Form:
Rhyme
Lifes Journey
You know its so short lived but do we not think or realise
Who gives it a second thought, it's gone before your eyes
It sounds cynical your born, you live, you die, end of story
One frowns...
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Categories:
whinge, write,
Form:
Rhyme
Washing Up
Washing Up
It's high time I did the washing up
What a chore, What a bore,
I crept into the Kitchen, just look at the mess
Now I want to wash up, even less
A baking tray on its edge
Seventeen...
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Categories:
whinge, home,
Form:
Rhyme
My Better Life's Cake
Far away from the discomfort under my skin
My soul rejoices
Recoiling at sorrows that like a pointed pin
Pricks my choices
Stealing my freedom
Drinking my peace of mind
Shoving me yonder the kingdom
Where once I lived unkind and blind
Pinned...
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Categories:
whinge, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Villanelle: Alright Guys: Heave and Ho and Let It Go
Villanelle: Alright guys: Heave and Ho! And let it go
(Confinement to one’s home though fines during « outings" add to revenue, private companies take orders from far-flung lands for masks, gloves and ventilators and protective...
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Categories:
whinge, 12th grade, humor, international, people, political, power,
Form:
Villanelle
Annihilate Defeat's Pranks and Tanks
Gaze into eyes of defeat and daze him
Knocking out the swagger he flaunts
Ensuring no longer can he trim
To size your awesome arsenal as he taunts
Midgets and Gullivers alike
Trampling their toes, crumpling their pride
Crushing their every...
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Categories:
whinge, poems,
Form:
Free verse
making men
Sometimes after Lisa and I do our early-morning 4 mile run (we treadmill in the basement fitness center if it’s under 43 degrees), I come back and lie on my bed, for just for a...
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Categories:
whinge, friendship, humor, men, military, school, student,
Form:
Free verse
Lenny the Leprechaun
Lenny the leprechaun was addicted to porn
He watched every day on the internet
Then he'd sleep from dusk to dawn
Having dreams he couldn't forget .
So his magic he is weaving
He will make...
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Categories:
whinge, funny,
Form:
Narrative
Who Was It
Who was it?
Who was it sacked the fifteen thousand,
Who enjoys the sacking, he just smiles
Who has the public informing on public servants,
On who went to McDonalds for lunch with style,
Who was it fixed the hospitals,
Sacked...
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Categories:
whinge, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
I'M Coming Home
As I wave goodbye and walk away the kisses and cuddles from my loved ones still fresh in my mind I set my sights on what will be my new daily grind. To Afghanistan...
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Categories:
whinge, emotions, military,
Form:
Rhyme
I'M Disabled, Not Stupid
Some people can be so ignorant
I know they're not to blame
They see me in my wheelchair
And say “Aw, isn't it a shame”?
I say “Hello, I’m fine”
And you don't know what to do
Just because I am...
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Categories:
whinge, discrimination,
Form:
Rhyme
Ring Ring - Ring Ring
As soon as I sit down each day
with my morning coffee and toast
Before I swallow the very first bite
The phone rings
Making me feel uptight
Or having my morning shower
Enjoying the warmth of the water
I begin...
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Categories:
whinge, angst, family, feelings, friend, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
One Too Many
‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’
‘I’m absolutely sober’
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve only had a couple
And I’m drinking beer, not rum’
‘I don’t...
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Categories:
whinge, humor, humorous, husband, ireland, marriage,
Form:
Limerick
Oxy Something
she mumbled and stumbled
"i been here there and everywhere"
"they are poisoning me"
"i can't even see"
"George help me".
i called the nurse
spoke to her about her curse
she was on oxy something
i said this stuff is making her...
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Categories:
whinge, confusion, dream, drug, memory, mum, pain, son,
Form:
Rhyme
MELIORISM
MELIORISM
This world stings like the scorpion,
And I will not filter in her tears,
This I said because I’m a champion,
Only throwing jabs, it really wears!
Like the faeces of a chameleon,
She stinks in...
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Categories:
whinge, africa, anger, anxiety, courage, emotions, satire, trust,
Form:
Didactic
No Words Rhyme with Orange
No words completely rhyme with orange:
no orange fringe, no orange hinge,
no lozenge, no syringe, no twinge, no whinge – no nothing!
No words completely rhyme with orange.
Porridge isn’t orange; but, there is an Orange Province.
An orange...
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Categories:
whinge, words,
Form:
Rhyme
None To Blame
A traced path you walk on
the hands of God lend in motion a Light
you cross the heart of Nature
overflowed... at a loss!
overlapped are your worlds
ever entranced are your words.
The call, not whispered, neither spelled
just an...
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Categories:
whinge, allah, blessing, faith, fate, heart, poetess,
Form:
Free verse
The Country Kind of Love
In the beginning
There was love,
the countryside kind of loving
where we laid out in an old hammocks
under the shadow of the sycamores tree,
feeling that cool breeze on our face
it was just a little taste
of the country...
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Categories:
whinge, beautiful, culture, dedication, first love,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Welcome
Welcome
Dear doggy friend
Where are you now?
It's been a while
I miss you, how
So loyal and cheery
All the time
You'd never moan
Or whinge or whine
(well maybe a little)
That tail of yours
Would always send
A signal, so every heart
Would...
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Categories:
whinge, death of a friend, dog, friend, friendship
Form:
Rhyme