Voorhees Poems | Examples


Premium MemberFriday the Thirteenth 1980 Director Cuts

Friday 
Why pray

Thirteenth
Heard scream

Warning 
Scorning 

Drug use
Smug youths

Jason
Lays in

Waiting 
Baiting 

Silent
Violent 

Slasher
Catch her

Smash in
Slash skin

Alice
Callous 

Voorhees 
Your seized

Fight back
Knife hack

Behead
Sheer dread

It’s dead 
Wrists bled

Weary
Teary 

Night mare 
Fight scared

Sequel 
Lethal. 

By
David Kavanagh
Categories: voorhees, allegory, allusion, america, murder,
Form: Footle

Cristiano Ronaldo

I'm going to write until no one can get close to me
Not sure If I hold my emotions or if they have a hold of me
Everytime I write a rhyme it's like a goal to me
I won't stop until I'm the Cristiano Ronaldo of poetry 

Born with a little Talent, I'll work hard to surpass my ability 
Believe in myself even when they don't see the Skill in me
I call myself Jason Voorhees because every rhyme is a kill to me
The bipolar mad man, with anxiety and depression, poetry gave me stability 

 I'm sick and tired of everyone and the Ronaldo and Messi Comparisons
They're both the greatest, if you don't realise this you're an Embarrassment
They're equally great, it's just about who you Like more
Which side you fight for

Cristiano and Eminem are my idols, so I use these as my examples
In the darkness I plan on being the brightest candle
Burn slower, and keep my flame the longest
I'll be the Floyd Mayweather of poetry and remain the strongest 

I'm going to write until no one can get close to me 
I won't stop until I'm the Cristiano Ronaldo of poetry 
Everytime I write a rhyme it's like a goal to me 
I won't stop until I'm the Cristiano Ronaldo of poetry
Categories: voorhees, devotion, emotions, football, inspirational,
Form: Free verse


Freak Force

In my new teevee show , mark Paul gossellar plays mightyman !

He can du allmoest any thing that superman can !

Shay astar plays rikkohshay , she bounces off walls like she,s made of rubber .

Perhaps her blood is practically flubber ! Elizabeth berkeley plays dart ,she is the 

leader of this team .

And she is as pretty as a dream . Corey feldman plays killcat , he has no admantium 

Claws , but he fights 2 protect the laws . Lark voorhees plays rapture ,

With electric powers , she blows walls apart & takes a lot of showers !

Pam aldon plays horrindus , she hits badgize on the head with her tail 

And then thay get took away 2 jail !...
Categories: voorhees, children, confusion,
Form: Bio

Friday the 13th

13
riding out the night 
searching for that solar storm
instead, up ahead
columns of wind 
breach the scene
green trees clobber the place 
as bedlam pulls out the white swords
and once again it's on

808 Boom! 
808 Boom!
808 Boom!

moonlight exsanguinated
even though it was full as can be
no sign of Jason Voorhees either
maybe he's graduated from the mask

this place ain't so scary
I said, 
"THIS PLACE AIN"T SO SCARY!"
(stirring up the devils)
only 15 minutes 'till we're in the clear
Saturday 14 is near


©2014 ~JSL PoetTreez Publishing
Categories: voorhees, good night, halloween, holiday,
Form: Narrative

Premium MemberThe Three of Us-Me, Myself, and I

Robert
Liar, cheat, thief, hypocrite.
Brother of Michael aka “Boomboom”.
Lover of poetry, ***********, and sadomasochism.
Who feels frustration, annoyance,  and ennui.
Who fears fire, dishonest women, and bear markets.
Who would like to see alien visitations, surfacing whales, and the destruction of Atlantic City.
Resident of Voorhees Township, New Jersey
Pettit
Categories: voorhees, introspection,
Form: Bio


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