Voorhees Poems - Poems about Voorhees

...Convalescence of Richard McGeehan Spouse of my eldest sister marital bond fixed in place strong as mortise and tenon, he hales of hearty Irish stock genes of said septuagenarian analogous to ......Read the rest...

...Come one and all, IT'S HALLOWEEN WHOOP! I sent Freddy to invite you to a bash I see he's told you of it, sight unseen. With a wicked dream and a bloody gash You've been sliced to smithe......Read the rest...

...Friday Why pray Thirteenth Heard scream Warning Scorning Drug use Smug youths Jason Lays in Waiting Baiting Silent Violent Slasher Catch her Smash in Slash skin......Read the rest...

... Zotëri Count Dracula is a terrible, Transylvanian host Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down pâté: Fermented, sour liver compost I know, because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino ......Read the rest...

...There's a new psycho at Camp Crystal Lake You thought Jason would kill me well it's a little late I've survived so many shots already so you should put that pistol away When it's not Friday the 13......Read the rest...

...Michael Myers is hiding because I'm holding my pen The horrific poet full of emotions and sins You talk like you've seen madness Well you're in for a shock when I create all of this Halloween ha......Read the rest...

...You can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy I'm the equivalent to Jason Voorhees listening to the Marshall Mathers LP with a ......Read the rest...

...I've forgot how to rhyme right Lack of inspiration keeping me up for five nights Writing rhymes to keep my mind tight I'd rather be truthful than a coward who hides behind lies An average poet,......Read the rest...

...The tortured poet has returned to cause chaos on the page With a pen full of ink that is sharper than Michael Myers blade This is about to get horrific and bloody it's not for the weak minded I w......Read the rest...

...The weight on my shoulders is more heavy than yours Bipolar so I'll never be steady and secure My pen will leave Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees and Freddy on floors Get your weapon ready, because ......Read the rest...

...I was going to take it easy, but I’m going to write harder than ever before I’m all about love and peace, but the world thinks we’re better with war I’m going by my own expectations because I’ll ne......Read the rest...

...You know that new Halloween movie coming out in October, well this is the soundtrack The only difference is I have the audacity to kill Poetry without masks My pen is sharper than Michael Myers kni......Read the rest...

...I'm still not a poet I just rhyme a lot Orgasmic flow, I always find the spot I hope Tupac, Biggie and Big Pun are looking down and like some of the lines I jot I'm still not a poet, I just rhyme ......Read the rest...

...Jason Voorhees was reborn as Alex Duffy The psycho with a pen, who will turn the most beautiful ballad ugly I’ll make Freddy Krueger sick from the horror and the gore Make Michael Myers cry in the......Read the rest...

...I woke from a nightmare and turned it into my favourite day I looked Depression in its eyes and fought because I refuse to fade away I use the ink to talk about the things the world is afraid to s......Read the rest...