Voorhees Poems - Poems about Voorhees

MONSTERS

...MONSTERS
Legends myths and old wives tales
From T.V film and book,
Are monsters real or fantasy
Let’s take a closer look.

Bram Stokers Dracula
The original vampire name,
Meant a simple walk ...

Convalescence of Richard McGeehan

...Convalescence of Richard McGeehan

Spouse of my eldest sister
marital bond fixed in place
strong as mortise and tenon,
he hales of hearty Irish stock
genes of said septuagenarian
analogous to ...

A Halloween Party

...Come one and all, IT'S HALLOWEEN
WHOOP!
I sent Freddy to invite you to a bash
I see he's told you of it, sight unseen. 
With a wicked dream and a bloody gash
You've been sliced to smithe...

Friday the Thirteenth 1980 Director Cuts

...Friday 
Why pray

Thirteenth
Heard scream

Warning 
Scorning 

Drug use
Smug youths

Jason
Lays in

Waiting 
Baiting 

Silent
Violent 

Slasher
Catch her

Smash in
Slash skin...

Halloweenie Roast

...
Zotëri Count Dracula
is a terrible, Transylvanian host
Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down pâté:
Fermented, sour liver compost

I know, 
because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino
...

Camp Crystal Lake

...There's a new psycho at Camp Crystal Lake
You thought Jason would kill me well it's a little late
I've survived so many shots already so you should put that pistol away
When it's not Friday the 13...

Halloween Havoc

...Michael Myers is hiding because I'm holding my pen
The horrific poet full of emotions and sins 
You talk like you've seen madness 
Well you're in for a shock when I create all of this Halloween ha...

Inspired By Slim Shady

...You can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady 
By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy
I'm the equivalent to Jason Voorhees listening to the Marshall Mathers LP with a ...

I Forgot How To Rhyme

...I've forgot how to rhyme right
Lack of inspiration keeping me up for five nights 
Writing rhymes to keep my mind tight 
I'd rather be truthful than a coward who hides behind lies
An average poet,...

The Tortured Poet Returns

...The tortured poet has returned to cause chaos on the page 
With a pen full of ink that is sharper than Michael Myers blade
This is about to get horrific and bloody it's not for the weak minded
I w...

Ready For War

...The weight on my shoulders is more heavy than yours 
Bipolar so I'll never be steady and secure
My pen will leave Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees and Freddy on floors
Get your weapon ready, because ...

Rhymes About Nothing

...I was going to take it easy, but I’m going to write harder than ever before
I’m all about love and peace, but the world thinks we’re better with war
I’m going by my own expectations because I’ll ne...

Halloween Soundtrack

...You know that new Halloween movie coming out in October, well this is the soundtrack
The only difference is I have the audacity to kill Poetry without masks
My pen is sharper than Michael Myers kni...

Still Not a Poet

...I'm still not a poet I just rhyme a lot
Orgasmic flow, I always find the spot
I hope Tupac, Biggie and Big Pun are looking down and like some of the lines I jot
I'm still not a poet, I just rhyme ...

The Resurrection of Jason Voorhees

...Jason Voorhees was reborn as Alex Duffy
The psycho with a pen, who will turn the most beautiful ballad ugly
I’ll make Freddy Krueger sick from the horror and the gore
Make Michael Myers cry in the...

• Short Voorhees Poems
• Famous Voorhees Poems
• Best Voorhees Poems
• Read Voorhees Poems
• Long Voorhees Poems
• Voorhees Quotes