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Vogon Poetry is very, very bad poetry, considered to be the third worst in the universe, written by Vogons, who are a fictional alien race in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but there is more to vogon poetry. What is vogon in poetry (complete definition)?
Papers and Pens
___" Paper and Pens " . . .
She found paper and a pen,
then wrote down her feelings,
creating something amazing.
She got lost in writing,
or you could say, poetry....
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Categories:
adventure, art, friend, fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Summon Me I'll shall AppearI am the darkness that falls in to your dreams
The nightmare that last longer throughout the night
The catcher of fear to lock-up the soul
A snatcher of spirit through a night invitation ceremony
The only...
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Categories:
dark, poetry,
Form: Vogon Poetry
CatCH Fish I WHO C EYE-eye whom be eye vogon
I
C
eye whem am not catch fish
yet I catch fish, say the Kat fish
pole in hand
I am retooling
While! I am drooling
There is a constant stain in my brain
I am relion on...
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Categories:
adventure, allusion, analogy, anxiety,
Form: Vogon Poetry
WHAT HAPPENS TO DIRTY HUMANS ASC THE ALIENIST-WHAT HAPPENS TO DIRTY HUMANS ASC THE ALIENIST-
"What happens to the dirty humans, asj the alienist!
Blurring waters frum their cymmetry chest parts!
Shawlowed accumulation of gasS in the ear canal,
Enflated pretentious flatulence spouts...
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Categories:
absence, analogy, anxiety, cancer,
Form: Vogon Poetry
The SpeechlessO Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you may go]
Will come two A merry car
Sew dishes A merry...
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Categories:
allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,
Form: Vogon Poetry
REVISTING VOGON- Heey! What' soul up freddled googlefort,
Thy salamanders burst of crust lavishes mee
See
The dawning flightiest of dis missive
Vogurest blight
As daunting flights winters height dawns the light
In the night
Planetary burg vogo by vogon
Vogon blight
A...
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Categories:
analogy, anxiety, appreciation, celebrity,
Form: Vogon Poetry
SNOW LOVERwnen it rain can be a pain
you get wet
not a mind set
when come down
some time stick to the ground
mabe slip down at home door
as you get it in
hold tight...
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Categories:
adventure, fantasy,
Form: Vogon Poetry
FREEDOM DON'T COME CHEAPno doudt shots rang out
as the drove and rode
carry heavy load
for there freedom goat
some got sick and weak
FREEDOM
DON'T COME CHEAP
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Categories:
absence, adventure,
Form: Vogon Poetry
At the BeachM-me S-stranger
M-watt he say
dat vogonese
b-4 he flu away
deep-sea me, deep-sea me
thot dat at lease
i new vogonese
hee-haw-why-yen me
knot no vogonese
under-neat da kokomo tree
thot i lern a thing ore three
S-***hole
M-watt u say
yea wok away
hee-haw-why-yen wee...
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Categories:
abuse, analogy, beach, character,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Ups and Down In Lifeits not a easy task you run out gas
can be tough you see
no one help you
life can be very blue
a tough road try fine your gold
you have to be bold
and...
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Categories:
adventure, anger,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Future HoldsSee-through a hole
what future holds
I can't say nothing but the truth
whichever whatever
we go we see nothing but the cold
when are we gonna say or when can we say
when this is...
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Categories:
dog, earth, emo, engagement,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogonism LauchHumane delemon Vogsphere in the hitchhiker to known
Guide to the Galaxy Vogonisms psit toon
Going bald in the launc, breakfast cruch
9, 7, 2, 1, 3 jump march church
10/3/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©...
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Categories:
adventure, analogy, character, imagination,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Ture Lovewe had it all
together we had a ball
mabe love on the wall
Oour love will never fall
iheaven knows from above
we have
TURE LOVE...
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Categories:
adventure, beautiful,
Form: Vogon Poetry
V Vogonized-------Vogon is zgone signs nhow wonder as they wander ye
The ships have imploded, muted mouths misspoken be
Capturedra are the humanity they look like cus
Just like us, splicky lick
Just like us
Just like cus
Entrustedstream being rebirtheded
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Categories:
adventure, allusion, analogy, anxiety,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Reach Outopen your heart
be apart
see your some one down
don't stand a just frown
help them off the ground
give a helping hand
no doudt
do the lords will and give
REACH OUT...
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Categories:
adventure, beautiful, care,
Form: Vogon Poetry
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