Vicar Poems - Poems about Vicar

...There is a grave with no name That stands lonelier still. It has no flowers nor despairing mourners And the grass grows thick and bushy, For this grave is left to rot. Abandoned is this grave—......Read the rest...

...I used to jump from aeroplanes Naked With nothing But a parachute A prayer And a pair of Doc Marten boots I've landed in some strange places Once in a chair Once or twice in the mud A Woma......Read the rest...

...The world had gone mad, all the people had flipped I glared at a window where blood and gore dripped Folk wandered blindly, their eyes hanging out And bats big as rats seemed to flit all about ......Read the rest...

...The pontiff and I Finally, the pope left, I saw him leave in a helicopter, dressed in fetching white, his bishops wore black dresses with red stripes like the Norwegian Gestapo wore during the wa......Read the rest...

...As most days go this seems pretty good Doesn't take much to affect my mood Just a simple greeting like “Have a good day” As I show up at the office in the nude The reaction of coworkers......Read the rest...

...JILTED He stood there at the altar, The best man by his side, Awaiting the arrival Of his beautiful, blushing bride. The vicar was getting anxious: They should have started ......Read the rest...

...The Vicar sniffed searching for the culprit As it rose it overtook the pulpit Stained glass windows wept As the brimstone crept The choir hummed so as not to gulp it ©6/20/2023......Read the rest...

...Her egregious exuberance so shocked the Vicar that he flamboyantly tipped his hat to her.......Read the rest...

...A sure ear-bursting announcement: It shall walls vibrate: pronouncement A knight’s last-hour confession: Banging the pregnant profession… “I can’t. I will not! Where is he? Don’t even mention......Read the rest...

...A vicar once said to a nun Why don’t you and me have some fun She yawned and said, “Look, I’ve got the good book, So, just let me know when you're done.” * 19 May 2023 Con......Read the rest...

...They could slaughter you like a fowl For their women you gave a scowl Hurt parents met with priests to how! "Vicar, in football, it's pure foul?" Don't end up in their stew a fowl, Your scowls......Read the rest...

...Thanks to Terry Flood who wrote, 'The Vicar Spied a Spider' an "eight legged beastie." It was my inspiration to write about the beastly arachnid in the following lines. Roaming all arou......Read the rest...

...A vicar whose sermons were boring Caught one of his choristers snoring The lesson was taught He cut sermons short And numbers in church are now soaring! 12.01.23......Read the rest...

...I need to grab my bible but all I can do is stare For it’s stood up all by itself on that shelf over there And between me and it there is a spider on the roam Why on Earth do spiders like it so mu......Read the rest...

...The Pope is the Bishop of Rome is the Vicar of Father Christ (Jesus) on earth The visible Head of the Church Successor of St. Peter The supreme ruler of all Christians He is the supreme judge ......Read the rest...