Vd Poems - Poems about Vd

VD Day

...My lonely heart suffers
The love of another
But is it my cerebellum 
That feels this emptiness 
Of something missing 
For the heart is a muscle
Incapable of emotion 
The brain seeks knowledge ...

Abc With Mummy - a Woman Scorned

...A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass)
B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class)

C is for Chicken (and for a word I don’t want to say - but see K)
...

Rsvp Asap

...PS MS US BS
  AJ DJ OJ PJ 

ER OR HR PR
  JD MD OD VD 

CBA DBA MBA NBA 
  AC BC DC JC  

KC MC PC WC
  BP DP KP TP
 
MP PP VP XP
  BB CB OB TB

AM FM GM PM  
  A&M F&M M&M S&M 

AJ...

Mental Health Sedated

...Sedated mental health related
sedation no vegas vacation anxiety is the relation...ship
PTSD is like a constant constipated ****
It's not a STD or VD but both are a *****
mental health isn't cont...

Vd

...Vovin
Dynasty


A career I had never imagined
One beneath the satellite as it twinkled
But I suppose things stranger have happened
When one ponders king David and the lady
Godiva of coventry....

While Being Raped

...While Being Raped

While being raped yell fire!
Neighbors fear for their property not you
Remember firemen have axes also  
To chop his thingy in two

While being raped defecate and urinate
To break ...

One Perfect Limerick - Part 2

...A poor lad contracted  VD
He cannot infect you or me
This lad wasn’t so thick
Tied a bow round his dick
But it isn't easy to pee!...

Dirty Little Secrets

...If wishes were horses
We’d all take a ride and possibly this time
We could come inside
Without picking up a VD-in-the-box
Or a latent addiction we just can’t detox

Mind, body, soul, heart, hea...

Paranoia Strikes Deep

...I have dug this one out of the poetry attic; composed when a teen, hence the dated references. Fellow Soupers of my age-group (60 in a few weeks- Yikes!) might enjoy it:

Friend, watch out! They're...

50's and 60's Weird Tv On Channel Three - Part 2

... Continued from Part 1 

Matt Dillon chases Jack LaLane
Around a roller derby lane
I think I need some more cocaine,
So please don’t ever come back Shane

I try to walk another street...

Vd Preparation

...Big Day    Let’s Play    
                    

Breath Sweet    Washed Feet
     
                   
Naired Crack    Shaved Back
         
                   
Tic Toc    Forgot Clock
     ...

Vd Does Not Stand For Valentine's Day

...I picked my broken heart up off the floor
From where you threw it, pursuing that whore
I sewed it up
Without your love
Hoping a VD would soon even the score!


1/27/12...

Me Last Hour Again

...Dam! I had trouble fulfilling what I wanted to do in the previous last hour,
All was going well until a few minutes were left and then it went sour.
69 times I slept with a girl (that’s my zodiac s...

Stay

...I cant believe, 
that I made this be,
especially on VD.
the blood is flowing free,
like the tears running down my cheeks.
I was wrong, I need you. 
So Jin stay strong, for me too. 
And let us ...

Amy Here I Ammm!!

...Here's the truth @my about P.D.
I will knock you off your key bored rapidly
Envy you are, of my ghetto rhyming slam
Shh!!Who really cares who I AM
"lmfao!"Your slam back was a lame attack
My poe...

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