Short Vd Poems
Short Vd Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Vd by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Vd by length and keyword.
One Perfect Limerick - Part 2
A poor lad contracted VD
He cannot infect you or me
This lad wasn’t so thick
Tied a bow round his dick
But it isn't easy to pee!...
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Categories:
vd, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Vd Does Not Stand For Valentine's Day
I picked my broken heart up off the floor
From where you threw it, pursuing that whore
I sewed it up
Without your love
Hoping a VD would soon even the score!
1/27/12...
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Categories:
vd, lost love,
Form:
Limerick
Stay
I cant believe,
that I made this be,
especially on VD.
the blood is flowing free,
like the tears running down my cheeks.
I was wrong, I need you.
So Jin stay strong, for me too.
And let us just pray,
for my heaven to stay.
Where it'll just be us two....
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Categories:
vd, lost love
Form:
Free verse
Vd Preparation
Big Day Let’s Play
Breath Sweet Washed Feet
Naired Crack Shaved Back
Tic Toc Forgot Clock
She’s Back Tic Tac
For the VALENTINE FOOTLES contest.
She then He preparing for that special day of love....
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Categories:
vd, funny, holiday, people, day,
Form:
Footle
Vd
Vovin
Dynasty
A career I had never imagined
One beneath the satellite as it twinkled
But I suppose things stranger have happened
When one ponders king David and the lady
Godiva of coventry. And that man
That brutal tyrant old caligula.
Yes the vovin dynasty now long gone.
And remembered no more save by a few.
Such shall never again come forth to rise.
Neath moon sunrise or cafes starlight....
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Categories:
vd, crazy, eve, fantasy, good morning, good night,
Form:
Epic
Rsvp Asap
PS MS US BS
AJ DJ OJ PJ
ER OR HR PR
JD MD OD VD
CBA DBA MBA NBA
AC BC DC JC
KC MC PC WC
BP DP KP TP
MP PP VP XP
BB CB OB TB
AM FM GM PM
A&M F&M M&M S&M
AJ BJ DJ JJ
KJ OJ PJ TJ
CTA MTA PTA RTA
APR CPR NPR R&R
CDT DDT EDT PDT
AMC FMC GMC PMC
ABC BBC NBC SBC
AC BC DC JC
FSU LSU MSU OSU
ASU BSU CSU ISU
MA ME MI MO
MN MS MK MJ!...
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Categories:
vd, nonsense, word play,
Form:
I do not know?
The Funny Man
One funny man,
he told his friend
that today is a good day
because it's a VD.
What his friend did,
he bought every thing,
sugar and soap to visit his son,
who was at school.
When he reached at the gate,
the gate keeper asked him,
where you going man?
The funny old man answered directly away,
i want to see my son.
He told him once,
what a foolish man you're!
Today is valentines day,
but not a visitation day.
Pick up your things,
and go back home to wait for another day....
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Categories:
vd, happiness, funny,
Form:
ABC