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Funny Universe Poems

These Funny Universe poems are examples of Universe poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Universe Funny poems written by international poets.


The Pangolin And Penguin
at a patio table
sat a pangolin and penguin
    pondering

and there they pursued
under a parasol
    perusing

diving with questions
delving for answers

they...

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Categories: universe, fun, humorous, mystery, nature,



Off Duty - A Star Trek Deleted Scene
Captain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
    
    Tea, Earl...

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Categories: universe, fun, humorous, science fiction,

Premium Member Just Dreaming
Every wonder where they come from?
I’m just glad that I still have some.
Sometimes they’re pleasant and seem good,
sometimes vague and misunderstood.

At times they’re funny or...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: universe, adventure, dream, fantasy, flying,

Premium Member I Thought I Had It All Figured Out
and all of a sudden
time stood still
as if to laugh at me



AP: Honorable Mention 2023

Submitted on April 11, 2023 for contest SIMPLY POETRY 2 sponsored...

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Categories: universe, funny, games, irony, life,

Premium Member The Ultimate Quest
All my life I yearned for the answer,
To the king of all questions, Why?
Vowing to find the solution before
In my beckoning grave - I'd lie.
...

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Categories: universe, courage, cute, fun, funny,



Twinkling Stars
Twinkling stars dances
Across my face
Showing its beautiful lances
At a slow pace
Bright red that’s fiery
Burning inside with anxiety
Bright yellow that’s sunny
Its color makes things funny
Cool blue...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: universe, cute, stars,

Premium Member Intergalactic Breakdown
The equivalent of a cosmic flat tire, the star collector overheated again.
Should've topped off the subzero heat transmogger back at Stuckey's.
Yep we have 'em too..,...

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Categories: universe, funny, humorous, inspiration, nonsense,

Premium Member Parents
Parents, the keepers of the door to this amazing universe..

To them I am a fragile sapling, staked for its own good. Protected from sweet kisses,...

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Categories: universe, family, growing up, parents,

Woulda Shoulda Coulda
How much should would you could should would, if you should could could would should....

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Categories: universe, allah, courage, creation, education,

Its Human Yo
Since remarks from the T.V, and a stocking of my soul to breathe... 

I relax eagerly when I await the heat and see that nothing...

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Categories: universe, deep, drug, fashion, fate,

Perfect Girl:
My heart has gone on a wild frenzy.
Love makes you leave all the tensions behind.
It makes You enjoy and go crazy, it lives on.
In love,...

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Categories: universe, angel, cinderella, fairy, future,

I Love the World
I love the world, and you love it too
It has so many gifts and surprises full.
Don't forget, weather isn't every time good
It means, the world...

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Categories: feelings, freedom, universe,

Thunderstorm
Lightening crashes
Clouds roll in,
Greyness swallows up the blue sky
Wind pulls and pushes-
As a tsunami anticipates.
I’ve never understood the power of a roar
Until you feel it...

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Categories: universe, allusion, analogy, environment, introspection,

The Ultimate Ego Trip
It said by the sage
that without intelligent observers
the universe would crystallise
into hard matter and cold energy
ruled by soulless mathematics.

It takes humble apes to breath life...

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Categories: universe, earth, funny, humanity, humor,

The Rant
Gone now are the wondrous minds of old,
whose era treasured learning over gold,
And humble were the thoughts and words of these,
who, trothed to truth, would...

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Categories: universe, people, philosophy, political, society,


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